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When I was line cooking in college some yo-yo customer made a 16-year-old server cry so I threw his chicken breast on the ground, stepped on it, licked it and served it to him.

Don't be a dick to your servers.
 
When I was line cooking in college some yo-yo customer made a 16-year-old server cry so I threw his chicken breast on the ground, stepped on it, licked it and served it to him.

Don't be a dick to your servers.
So let's recap that sequence:

throw on ground
step on
THEN lick it?
 
RoghtI remembered I licked it halfway through typing and didn't feel like changing the order.

:laugh:

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Whataburger is the worst fast food restaurant

I refuse to go there
Whataburger is bad but still better than America's pig trough, Sonic.
Except for the french fries. whataburger fries suck big time.
 
When I was line cooking in college some yo-yo customer made a 16-year-old server cry so I threw his chicken breast on the ground, stepped on it, licked it and served it to him.

Don't be a dick to your servers.
Had a crush on a little girl huh?
 
Whataburger is bad but still better than America's pig trough, Sonic.
Except for the french fries. whataburger fries suck big time.
I was just going to say that in a state where there is curiously a Sonic every 1.25 miles, Whataburger is nowhere near the worst.
 
When I was line cooking in college some yo-yo customer made a 16-year-old server cry so I threw his chicken breast on the ground, stepped on it, licked it and served it to him.

Don't be a dick to your servers.
You licked it after it was on the ground?
 
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