rsw626 Joined Oct 1, 2020 Posts 4,491 Reaction score 8,010 Bookie: $ 1,713.00 Location FL Apr 15, 2024 #6,201 Poops exclusively at run down gas stations with holes in the stall walls.
douggie Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 3,934 Reaction score 6,353 Bookie: $ 27,247.00 Location Tobacco Road Apr 15, 2024 #6,202 Carries a sharpie with him everywhere he goes so he can jot his phone number down on the gas station stahl.
Carries a sharpie with him everywhere he goes so he can jot his phone number down on the gas station stahl.
beardown07 Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 18,235 Reaction score 50,105 Bookie: $ 1,000.00 Apr 15, 2024 #6,203 Goes to the library every week, but only to draw penises in the books.
HammerDown Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 29,014 Reaction score 58,798 Bookie: $ 160.00 Location SoCal. The Promised Land. Apr 15, 2024 #6,204 Still looks up “bad words” in the dictionary.
beardown07 Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 18,235 Reaction score 50,105 Bookie: $ 1,000.00 Apr 15, 2024 #6,205 Thinks a Thesaurus is a dinosaur.
douggie Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 3,934 Reaction score 6,353 Bookie: $ 27,247.00 Location Tobacco Road Apr 15, 2024 #6,206 If you exclude Beer, Gin, Tequila, and Window Washer Fluid, he's been sober for three years today.
Guy Incognito Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 16,559 Reaction score 21,711 Bookie: $ 33,889.00 Location Pocket Sand! Apr 15, 2024 #6,207 His "hair" is actually a wig made of pubes caught in the local nursing home's shower drains.
HammerDown Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 29,014 Reaction score 58,798 Bookie: $ 160.00 Location SoCal. The Promised Land. Apr 15, 2024 #6,208 Keeps demonstrating something called an “Indian rope burn” to neighborhood kids despite outcry from parents.
Keeps demonstrating something called an “Indian rope burn” to neighborhood kids despite outcry from parents.
jjc2009 Joined Sep 3, 2020 Posts 25,599 Reaction score 57,672 Bookie: $ 1,000.00 Apr 16, 2024 #6,209 Been banned from family Christmas gatherings ever since the butt chugging egg nog incident of 2006.
Inquisitor Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 11,145 Reaction score 21,013 Bookie: $ 80,450.00 Location Austin Apr 16, 2024 #6,210 In a similar situation with 4th of July gatherings, and lit sparklers.
HammerDown Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 29,014 Reaction score 58,798 Bookie: $ 160.00 Location SoCal. The Promised Land. Apr 16, 2024 #6,211 The first thing he checks each morning is whether Bruce Springsteen has any new political opinions.
rsw626 Joined Oct 1, 2020 Posts 4,491 Reaction score 8,010 Bookie: $ 1,713.00 Location FL Apr 17, 2024 #6,212 Had some issues with 5 hookers in the Dallas area in the early 80's, then blamed it on Craig James.
HammerDown Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 29,014 Reaction score 58,798 Bookie: $ 160.00 Location SoCal. The Promised Land. Apr 17, 2024 #6,213 Beat up a kid half his size in third grade and ever since has asked to be referred to as “Tommy Tuff Knuckles”
Beat up a kid half his size in third grade and ever since has asked to be referred to as “Tommy Tuff Knuckles”
beardown07 Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 18,235 Reaction score 50,105 Bookie: $ 1,000.00 Apr 17, 2024 #6,214 Has an irrational fear of pussy.
rsw626 Joined Oct 1, 2020 Posts 4,491 Reaction score 8,010 Bookie: $ 1,713.00 Location FL Apr 18, 2024 #6,215 Has no such fear of peens.
Inquisitor Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 11,145 Reaction score 21,013 Bookie: $ 80,450.00 Location Austin Apr 18, 2024 #6,216 Always explaining why his square peen can't go in a round hole.
Peter Gozintite Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 19,912 Reaction score 44,682 Bookie: $ 67,441.00 Apr 18, 2024 #6,217 Has a pawn for a peen
rsw626 Joined Oct 1, 2020 Posts 4,491 Reaction score 8,010 Bookie: $ 1,713.00 Location FL Apr 18, 2024 #6,218 Thinks a ball peen hammer is a type of S&M jerk off technique.
douggie Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 3,934 Reaction score 6,353 Bookie: $ 27,247.00 Location Tobacco Road Apr 18, 2024 #6,219 Hurt himself recently while trying to masturbate with the help of a flip phone.
rsw626 Joined Oct 1, 2020 Posts 4,491 Reaction score 8,010 Bookie: $ 1,713.00 Location FL Apr 18, 2024 #6,220 Thinks Jackson Hole is what a lot of kid's saw while visiting Neverland Ranch.