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Peter Gozintite said:
Thats usually what I say to guys who no longer are in control of their balls, or the wife has then in her purse. Cuz then, all they got left is a little empty coin purse.
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I have heard someone saying a wife carries around their husband's balls in their purse.

moxie said:
lol! Wut?! You've never heard them referred to that way?
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Which, I believe, originated from the medieval version:


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That's balls! Little wrinkly pouches!
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Nope. I've persoanlly referred to butt cracks as slots for coins, and may have even been known to deposit a coin in a few butt cracks, but not balls as coin purses ... until today.
Once I saw the picture you posted of the medieval pouch, it made sense.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
I’m not mechanically inclined at all. Don’t care to be, don’t want to be, it just doesn’t interest me. Learning how a machine or an engine or anything mechanical works just doesn’t even register to me. It’s not how I make my bread, so a handyman teaching me about something that I’m paying him to fix doesn’t even save space in my head. Hopefully whatever work a handyman does will last a decade, so I won’t have to worry about applying whatever knowledge he dropped on me once every ten years myself.

I’m sure you likely couldn’t give a single fuck about learning to build databases or using complex formulas to process millions of data elements.
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I also dont live in a server warehouse or around computer database plants, or EVER encounter it. So why would I?

Im not wired for that sort of thing either, but to call anyone that does repairs a "handyman" is seriously simplifying every trade and mechanical aspect of things to a dimwitted individual with no other options. Its why the first guys were trying to rob you, because they knew. Thats why I was trying to get specifics on terminology.

Dont insult trades people with handyman. Its pretty shitty elitist attitude. It takes all kinds, you arent any better than the guy that fixes your house, or car for that matter. There is probably no scenario where I end up doing your kind of work, and am not wired for it. Everyone is different for a reason.

The person I was talking about in my previous post, was asking me to explain it. Over and over, in different ways, and never really got it. If you are the guy that doesnt care, thats fine, and preferred. I dont have to say shit, just send the report to your agent, and they figure it out. The people that want me to teach them how to build a house, during the course of an inspection make me crazy.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I also dont live in a server warehouse or around computer database plants, or EVER encounter it. So why would I?

Im not wired for that sort of thing either, but to call anyone that does repairs a "handyman" is seriously simplifying every trade and mechanical aspect of things to a dimwitted individual with no other options. Its why the first guys were trying to rob you, because they knew. Thats why I was trying to get specifics on terminology.

Dont insult trades people with handyman. Its pretty shitty elitist attitude. It takes all kinds, you arent any better than the guy that fixes your house, or car for that matter. There is probably no scenario where I end up doing your kind of work, and am not wired for it. Everyone is different for a reason.

The person I was talking about in my previous post, was asking me to explain it. Over and over, in different ways, and never really got it. If you are the guy that doesnt care, thats fine, and preferred. I dont have to say shit, just send the report to your agent, and they figure it out. The people that want me to teach them how to build a house, during the course of an inspection make me crazy.
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Peter Gozintite said:
I also dont live in a server warehouse or around computer database plants, or EVER encounter it. So why would I?

Im not wired for that sort of thing either, but to call anyone that does repairs a "handyman" is seriously simplifying every trade and mechanical aspect of things to a dimwitted individual with no other options. Its why the first guys were trying to rob you, because they knew. Thats why I was trying to get specifics on terminology.

Dont insult trades people with handyman. Its pretty shitty elitist attitude. It takes all kinds, you arent any better than the guy that fixes your house, or car for that matter. There is probably no scenario where I end up doing your kind of work, and am not wired for it. Everyone is different for a reason.

The person I was talking about in my previous post, was asking me to explain it. Over and over, in different ways, and never really got it. If you are the guy that doesnt care, thats fine, and preferred. I dont have to say shit, just send the report to your agent, and they figure it out. The people that want me to teach them how to build a house, during the course of an inspection make me crazy.
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Yeah, I'm not really into fixing things, but I'm also not into paying someone to fix something that I can fix myself.

Between my own troubleshooting, the internet and a friend of mine who is a total DIYer, I can figure most things out and fix them myself.

On the few occasions I've had to call someone, I usually hover around trying to learn it so I don't have to pay them again. lol
 
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Once again, not a good day for social media stocks.

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moxie said:
Guess it's not really thread-worthy but kinda funny anyway. Ex-bronco was arrested and airline dude was shitcanned.

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just remember... Nebraska getting rid of balloons wasn't thread worthy...but turned into a 15 page shit post... Don't doubt how the HN posters can fuck things up around here.
 
So I was sweeping the deck and it's made out of wood slats, as most decks are, yeah? So of course, bits of leaves and dirt are falling through to the new neighbor's patio. I hear him open his slider and is grumbling about it "all falling down here!" or someshit. Not yelling or even using his outside voice, just kind of mewling about it. Plus, i think I detect a messican accent, so I don't really understand his ass at all anyway, amirite? Anyway- he starts sweeping and i continue sweeping because I have more shit to sweep! And he's still sissy bitching downstairs and I'm waiting for him to say something out loud. Better yet, I want him to come upstairs so I can give him the ol, "Awful, ain't it? You should see this shit in fall/winter! It's 10x as bad! Have a nice day!" What the fuck did this guy think was going to happen, living downstairs? Betta' get yo ass a giant umbrelly, like the last neighbor did, because if you think I'm going to vacuum those leaves or give even half a fuck as to where they land, you are going to be sorely disappointed, my friend.

Also, had these screenshots of doofenschmirtz pasted here and I just can't get myself to waste them. This was at the end, when the attorney asked him if he used willy wonka as a baseline comparison for depp's behavior/mannerisms and doofy's lightbulb flickered on over his head as he realized he was being trolled and turns to the judge, "uhhh...do I have to answer that?" Judge: "yes, you have to answer questions." :pound:

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