tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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Peter Gozintite said:
It is kind of amazing to me, that there are people that live in homes their entire lives, and know almost nothing about them.

I was trying to explain how a heating element works in an electric water heater, for about 15 minutes today. its not a hard concept. This person could not understand the most basic of shit. I don't know how someone so dumb, could be good enough at anything, to be able to buy a home. Not talking about you douche
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Resistance is futile.
 
I'm at Buddy's pizza having some Detroit style...I'd post a pic but the site keeps telling me it's too large
 
Peter Gozintite said:
It is kind of amazing to me, that there are people that live in homes their entire lives, and know almost nothing about them.

I was trying to explain how a heating element works in an electric water heater, for about 15 minutes today. its not a hard concept. This person could not understand the most basic of shit. I don't know how someone so dumb, could be good enough at anything, to be able to buy a home. Not talking about you douche
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No offense taken, but this is me. I can't fix anything and I'm the worst homeowner ever. I just suck at doing things with my hands
 
Peter Gozintite said:
You are worse than talking to a woman about this.
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Bahahaha!! @Flavortown Tebow is a retard!! Can't even figure out his A/C!!
williewilliejuan said:
It probably just needed some blinker fluid.
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CorpRebel said:
He needs HN's favorite DIYer ( @moxie ) to straighten him out! :biggrin:

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Man. 4 posts from pierre and the milkshake, (give or take 17, a handle of gin, a broken monkey hammer, some glittery duct tape and a delivery from Macy's) , and I would've had that AC turning his balls into little coin-purse shaped ice cubes!
 
moxie said:
turning his balls into little coin-purse shaped ice cubes!
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I have a pretty decent imagination,
But admittedly, I"ve spent the last few minutes trying to imagine a guy's balls shaped like little coin-purses,
And my brain just won't go there.

I don't say that as necessarily a bad thing.

I'm also rather curious as to what guy's balls you've seen that made you think of li'l coin purses,
But perhaps that's better discussed in a pm.
I wouldn't want anyone to be embarrassed if you named names (please, pretty please, name names ... I wanna call someone Mr. Li'l Coinpurse Balls)
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I have a pretty decent imagination,
But admittedly, I"ve spent the last few minutes trying to imagine a guy's balls shaped like little coin-purses,
And my brain just won't go there.

I don't say that as necessarily a bad thing.

I'm also rather curious as to what guy's balls you've seen that made you think of li'l coin purses,
But perhaps that's better discussed in a pm.
I wouldn't want anyone to be embarrassed if you named names (please, pretty please, name names ... I wanna call someone Mr. Li'l Coinpurse Balls)
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Thats usually what I say to guys who no longer are in control of their balls, or the wife has then in her purse. Cuz then, all they got left is a little empty coin purse.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I have a pretty decent imagination,
But admittedly, I"ve spent the last few minutes trying to imagine a guy's balls shaped like little coin-purses,
And my brain just won't go there.

I don't say that as necessarily a bad thing.

I'm also rather curious as to what guy's balls you've seen that made you think of li'l coin purses,
But perhaps that's better discussed in a pm.
I wouldn't want anyone to be embarrassed if you named names (please, pretty please, name names ... I wanna call someone Mr. Li'l Coinpurse Balls)
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lol! Wut?! You've never heard them referred to that way?
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Which, I believe, originated from the medieval version:


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That's balls! Little wrinkly pouches!
 
Peter Gozintite said:
It is kind of amazing to me, that there are people that live in homes their entire lives, and know almost nothing about them.

I was trying to explain how a heating element works in an electric water heater, for about 15 minutes today. its not a hard concept. This person could not understand the most basic of shit. I don't know how someone so dumb, could be good enough at anything, to be able to buy a home. Not talking about you douche
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I’m not mechanically inclined at all. Don’t care to be, don’t want to be, it just doesn’t interest me. Learning how a machine or an engine or anything mechanical works just doesn’t even register to me. It’s not how I make my bread, so a handyman teaching me about something that I’m paying him to fix doesn’t even save space in my head. Hopefully whatever work a handyman does will last a decade, so I won’t have to worry about applying whatever knowledge he dropped on me once every ten years myself.

I’m sure you likely couldn’t give a single fuck about learning to build databases or using complex formulas to process millions of data elements.
 
Guess it's not really thread-worthy but kinda funny anyway. Ex-bronco was arrested and airline dude was shitcanned.

 
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