tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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I miss the summer of 1975

I was 6 months old.
^^^^^^


Baby Boomers Dancing GIF
 
Went to Cabela's yesterday to get new monofilament line for freshwater rods. Thought I had to buy the line, but they spooled 2 reels with 10 lb test line for free!!!

Gonna go back with my saltwater reels and get free 20 lb and 40 lb test lines added.

#winning!
 
@ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) misses @Eugene Baker III/RMM talking about how he misses nude beaches in the summers in the 70s, or something.

Aaaaaaaand, I send my first heartfelt "fuck you" of the day* to The Young Prick for befouling my mind with that fuckin' creep.


*Hey, let's be honest ... I made it until almost 11am before sending out my first heartfelt "fuck you" of the day.
That's not too bad!
There are many days I send my first one out before I've even had my first sip of morning coffee.
 
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Aaaaaaaand, I send my first heartfelt "fuck you" of the day to The Young Prick for befouling my mind with that fuckin' creep.


*Hey, let's be honest ... I made it until almost 11am before sending out my first heartfelt "fuck you" of the day.
That's not too bad!
There are many days I send my first one out before I've even had my first sip of morning coffee.
"Dad took my to my first open-community shower on July 9, 1968...."

:laugh:
:tsk:
 
Company: We're making this conference you've been planning for 2 months into a "hybrid" virtual conference because we're trying to save money on T&E budgets. We know you have sunk costs totaling~$15k, but the optics! We need to look like we're saving money!

Me: Let's cancel the big event in August while we're at it, then. I don't have time to plan an event that big and next week's entire 2 day conference is less than the parking budget for my big event. We can double up the one in May since I already have about $50k invested in that one.

Company: okay, we'll think about it. I know you told us you needed to sign the contract by yesterday, but we're not sure if we want to commit to you throwing away $85k just yet (as the time to finish the planning ticks by). Oh, by the way- did everyone get the little metal replica daggers we shipped in an oversized box via FedEx yesterday? Aren't they so cool looking, with our logo on them & everything?!

Me: The thing that looks like a 12" Game of Thrones letter opener? Is that what it is? A letter opener?

Company: Dafuq do we know?! It's cool looking though, isn't it?! That's why we sent it in a velvet-lined box. So cool!
 
"Dad took my to my first open-community shower on July 9, 1968...."

:laugh:
:tsk:

Last I saw, he'd gone so far off the deep end, it made the sort of shit he used to post seem almost sane (not any less creepy, but almost sane).
 
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