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Everyone! Behave! It’s officially my birthday month.
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Carry on.
 
What's the point of being able to block a number if you can't block them from leaving voicemails?

I don't have AT&T you stupid fucks stop calling and asking about my warranty.
 
Yeesh, whole wheat pasta is the devil
 
Hu War Yu said:
Yeesh, whole wheat pasta is the devil
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My bro and wife stayed here recently for a few days. She is "vegan" and "gluten intolerant". She did not fend for herself one time. Just made us disrupt our lives for her.

I figured out she was full of shit at our first lunch. She ordered a portabella burger. With a gluten free bun.:rolleyes2:


I'm no Gordon Ramsey, but I'm pretty sure the vast majority of buns contain eggs, milk or butter, or a combination of the three.


Oh did I mention she chain smokes and is an alcoholic?


"I'm super passionate about all the things...Ima save the world, one honeybee at a time...but hang on, I gotta go smoke first." :rolleyes2:



"All the foods cause inflammation in me...I need another margarita and a smoke." :meh:
 
beardown07 said:
My bro and wife stayed here recently for a few days. She is "vegan" and "gluten intolerant". She did not fend for herself one time. Just made us disrupt our lives for her.

I figured out she was full of shit at our first lunch. She ordered a portabella burger. With a gluten free bun.:rolleyes2:


I'm no Gordon Ramsey, but I'm pretty sure the vast majority of buns contain eggs, milk or butter, or a combination of the three.


Oh did I mention she chain smokes and is an alcoholic?


"I'm super passionate about all the things...Ima save the world, one honeybee at a time...but hang on, I gotta go smoke first." :rolleyes2:



"All the foods cause inflammation in me...I need another margarita and a smoke." :meh:
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beardown07 said:
My bro and wife stayed here recently for a few days. She is "vegan" and "gluten intolerant". She did not fend for herself one time. Just made us disrupt our lives for her.
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This is why she gets away with this shit. Why didn't you just send her a link for the uber eats app and tell her that's gluten free?
 
beardown07 said:
My bro and wife stayed here recently for a few days. She is "vegan" and "gluten intolerant". She did not fend for herself one time. Just made us disrupt our lives for her.

I figured out she was full of shit at our first lunch. She ordered a portabella burger. With a gluten free bun.:rolleyes2:


I'm no Gordon Ramsey, but I'm pretty sure the vast majority of buns contain eggs, milk or butter, or a combination of the three.


Oh did I mention she chain smokes and is an alcoholic?


"I'm super passionate about all the things...Ima save the world, one honeybee at a time...but hang on, I gotta go smoke first." :rolleyes2:



"All the foods cause inflammation in me...I need another margarita and a smoke." :meh:
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She sounds like the type who'd order a large pizza (gluten free, of course) but with a 2 liter Diet Coke to add a healthy balance.
 
moxie said:
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This is why she gets away with this shit. Why didn't you just send her a link for the uber eats app and tell her that's gluten free?
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I'm in a small town. Door dash has like 2 options, and one of em is Subway.
 
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