It's Thursdays thread of high 5's, chest bumps, and awkward white guy greetings

hawkfan said:
Ah, yes. Don't remember anyone ever asking my weight or did you only have to ask that of the plus size folks
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If 2 people were going together or if someone really big was going. There was a limit of like 275 or something like that. I remember 2 really big folks lied about their weight and a worker sent them down and they got stuck. It was scary as fuck to get stuck in there. Dark as hell and water rushing over you.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I often wear camo shorts in the summer. I particularly enjoy pairing them with pink shirts as my personal fashion statement on the duality of man.
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I'll wear pink, but don't currently own any Pink shirts

Have had polos, buttons, and a shirt featuring Pink Panther which I was wearing when I signed up for AOL.........
 
gobucks0409 said:
Probably staring at you for going to Chipotle before going out. Poor choice
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I'm guessing it has more to do with @kobesgame and her friend being dudes with full beards wearing dresses, but if she wants to go with "because we were drinking beer," I'm not gonna piss on her parade.
 
kobesgame said:
If 2 people were going together or if someone really big was going. There was a limit of like 275 or something like that. I remember 2 really big folks lied about their weight and a worker sent them down and they got stuck. It was scary as fuck to get stuck in there. Dark as hell and water rushing over you.
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that's got to be embarrassing

If the pay was right, I would work ice cream cart at Mn Zoo full time

Job was awesome, except the bee stings
 
PnkPanther said:
I'll wear pink, but don't currently own any Pink shirts

Have had polos, buttons, and a shirt featuring Pink Panther which I was wearing when I signed up for AOL.........
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If it's not pink shirts, what the fuck do you wear? Pink pants? Socks? That's gay as hell.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Fuck those carbs unless it's dinner time.
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Not just the carbs, Champ. I saw a story today that the “bread” at Subway has so much sugar in it that it no longer meets the definition of bread. No wonder people are so fucking fat. They’re eating footlong sandwiches on the equivalent of maple bars.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Not just the carbs, Champ. I saw a story today that the “bread” at Subway has so much sugar in it that it no longer meets the definition of bread. No wonder people are so fucking fat. They’re eating footlong sandwiches on the equivalent of maple bars.
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Fuck sugar too, unless it's after dinnertime.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Not just the carbs, Champ. I saw a story today that the “bread” at Subway has so much sugar in it that it no longer meets the definition of bread. No wonder people are so fucking fat. They’re eating footlong sandwiches on the equivalent of maple bars.
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They have like 5 grams of sugar.


If that scares you off, and not the processed grains, then fuck off.


And it didn't meet Ireland's definition of bread, in order to qualify as a tax free food.
 
gobucks0409 said:
They have like 5 grams of sugar.


If that scares you off, and not the processed grains, then fuck off.


And it didn't meet Ireland's definition of bread, in order to qualify as a tax free food.
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mmm subway sugary bread
 
gobucks0409 said:
They have like 5 grams of sugar.


If that scares you off, and not the processed grains, then fuck off.


And it didn't meet Ireland's definition of bread, in order to qualify as a tax free food.
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If we’re talking Subway, the thing that scares me the most is the slimy meat, followed by cheese of unnatural hues, followed by the fact that all of the food is sitting out in open bins whilst some minimum wage lackey of questionable hygiene hovers over it for an unknown length of time.

I don’t do Subway. Hard pass.
 
williewilliejuan said:
If we’re talking Subway, the thing that scares me the most is the slimy meat, followed by cheese of unnatural hues, followed by the fact that all of the food is sitting out in open bins whilst some minimum wage lackey of questionable hygiene hovers over it for an unknown length of time.

I don’t do Subway. Hard pass.
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Oh, I don't like it either.
 
williewilliejuan said:
If we’re talking Subway, the thing that scares me the most is the slimy meat, followed by cheese of unnatural hues, followed by the fact that all of the food is sitting out in open bins whilst some minimum wage lackey of questionable hygiene hovers over it for an unknown length of time.

I don’t do Subway. Hard pass.
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you're making me hungry
 
comida sandwich GIF by SubwayMX
 
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