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Hu War Yu said:
Every coupla years my wife gets on a kick to avoid gluten or something. Right now, she's in a 21 day vegan dealie. Now, what she SAYS to me and the kids is: "you don't have to go vegan with me," but because she's the one who does most of the grocery wrangling and cooking, then guess what we get to eat every day?

I'm pretty open-minded and I've even enjoyed some of the stuff she's prepared lately, but this whole episode has only reinforced in me that I can never go totally meatless and I'd rather deal with the health issues than give up gluten. Next time she's outta the house for a few days, we're buying a bunch of steaks and pork ribs
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You could always pick up steaks on the way home and eat the vegan stuff she prepares as side dishes. You gotta be king of the grill.

FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!!
 
Hu War Yu said:
Plus: I don't know if you know this about women, but sometimes they say things yet don't really mean them. When she was all "y'all don't have to do this with me" none of us really believed her.
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This is true. I recall asking a former fiancee what she wanted for a Valentine's Day gift. She said, "O, nothing". I said OK, and just got her flowers and a card. She hit me with the flowers. Fucking bitch.

I argued that she said I shouldn't get anything. Her answer to me in a very loud voice was: "That's not what I meant!" and stamped her little feet.

We broke up soon after.
 
huskers1217 said:
@moxie. Should I stop bomb Texting the 5012 number
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In fact, you should use it to register them to have their car warranties extended.
 
beardown07 said:
lulz. We took her to a local BBQ joint, that is killer, but pretty oldschool Montanan-ish. The two main waitresses are older,(I think one may even be the owner, but I digress)...the other older waitress is a kooky old Montanan...when she ordered her needy order, the waitress says, "It looks like someone doesn't have any fun!" LOL. Then my brother ordered, and it too was vegan-ish, and she says..."You've been hanging around her for too long." lololololol :pound:
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I think I'd rather have someone turn me gay than vegan.
 
Ever have someone ask you a question so stupid, you start to question yourself?

I got this chick telling me the dinner meeting invite I sent through for 6:30pm PT is showing as 9:30pm. And I’m like, “well, yeah…you’re in Boston. When dude is in California next week, it will show as 6:30” So she says, “if you use outlook and send it based on your time there, it should convert”. Uh…yeah- when he’s in THIS time zone. For now, it will show 9:30 for you unless you have a PT zone up, then you can see that’s it’s 6:30.

She’s making my brain hurt.
 
moxie said:
Ever have someone ask you a question so stupid, you start to question yourself?

I got this chick telling me the dinner meeting invite I sent through for 6:30pm PT is showing as 9:30pm. And I’m like, “well, yeah…you’re in Boston. When dude is in California next week, it will show as 6:30” So she says, “if you use outlook and send it based on your time there, it should convert”. Uh…yeah- when he’s in THIS time zone. For now, it will show 9:30 for you unless you have a PT zone up, then you can see that’s it’s 6:30.

She’s making my brain hurt.
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moxie said:
Ever have someone ask you a question so stupid, you start to question yourself?

I got this chick telling me the dinner meeting invite I sent through for 6:30pm PT is showing as 9:30pm. And I’m like, “well, yeah…you’re in Boston. When dude is in California next week, it will show as 6:30” So she says, “if you use outlook and send it based on your time there, it should convert”. Uh…yeah- when he’s in THIS time zone. For now, it will show 9:30 for you unless you have a PT zone up, then you can see that’s it’s 6:30.

She’s making my brain hurt.
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Also, I tried to bake an egg and i overcooked it. It was deceptively slimy looking on top so I kept it in for about 15 minutes instead of the recommended 11. Cooked yolk. Waaaa. :Cry:
 
moxie said:
Also, I tried to bake an egg and i overcooked it. It was deceptively slimy looking on top so I kept it in for about 15 minutes instead of the recommended 11. Cooked yolk. Waaaa. :Cry:
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So you hardboiled it basically.
 
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