tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

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crazy crazy fucking world....

Just spoke to a client... that wasn't even licensed when I first started working with his mom and dad...

anywho... he and his wife are expecting their first child in the next week or 2....

I mean, on the one hand, I feel blessed to be a part of their lives....


on the other - holy shit... I've been in this industry for a fair amount of time, now.... and I need a beer.
 
Hu War Yu said:
You millenials and your internet links...go read a book, there are plenty of them out there that will confirm what I said. Restricting your caloric intake will work for a while, but then your body will start to store fat, especially in your internal organs. This is what makes the spare tire the hardest thing to lose. You will start to lose weight/inches everywhere else in your body but not your gut, and then you'll hit a wall everywhere else because your body begins processing things like insulin and glucose differently
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fight me let's go GIF by Mr. Paradise
 
moxie said:
Where's the Fuckfaces vs. BrewCrew on EuroHoop?! I can't find it :( I need to throw everything I can at them!
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Things are still wonky over there wrt bookie. Delays on payouts, things posted days before they happen, and the wonkiest thing of all is I'm winning money again
 
moxie said:
Ehhh...not totally disproven. Thus the studies coming out about the benefits of intermittent fasting. Like it was mentioned- there is so much misinformation out there, you have to research a lot and find out what works best for you and your body/metabolism.
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I'll never be able to intermittent fast. When I'm hungry, I'm hungry.... and it takes almost no time for me to go from hungry to hangry... and if I get hangry... well... we just don't want that.
 
moxie said:
Ehhh...not totally disproven. Thus the studies coming out about the benefits of intermittent fasting. Like it was mentioned- there is so much misinformation out there, you have to research a lot and find out what works best for you and your body/metabolism.
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A lot of it depends on your microbiome, and even more of it depends on your genes
 
Well the A-holes just moved on.

My condolences, Buttchic.
 
mothertrucker! just had my last happy hour with the old team. they sent us drink kits and i ordered the tom collins. made a cute lil' drink, measured out and everything, not my usual 5oz home pour.

why the fuck is maxie creepin' on me right meow? two ounces of alcohol and i'm all tipsy af!
 
moxie said:
mothertrucker! just had my last happy hour with the old team. they sent us drink kits and i ordered the tom collins. made a cute lil' drink, measured out and everything, not my usual 5oz home pour.

why the fuck is maxie creepin' on me right meow? two ounces of alcohol and i'm all tipsy af!
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drunk fail GIF
 
moxie said:
mothertrucker! just had my last happy hour with the old team. they sent us drink kits and i ordered the tom collins. made a cute lil' drink, measured out and everything, not my usual 5oz home pour.

why the fuck is maxie creepin' on me right meow? two ounces of alcohol and i'm all tipsy af!
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Because 2 oz isn't enough!

full house love GIF
 
Win TWINS!!! said:
Because 2 oz isn't enough!

full house love GIF
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nah, nah, nah, nah... what i'm saying is that maxie is prairie doggin' rn! After just 2 oz!! What a fucking stalker!!
 
blindbaby said:
drunk fail GIF
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I can def co-sign this in another drink or two. Hope my day isn't shitty tomorrow.


ALEXA! What's on the calendar for tomorrow?
 
moxie said:
mothertrucker! just had my last happy hour with the old team. they sent us drink kits and i ordered the tom collins. made a cute lil' drink, measured out and everything, not my usual 5oz home pour.

why the fuck is maxie creepin' on me right meow? two ounces of alcohol and i'm all tipsy af!
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COME OUT MAXIE! WE MISS YOU
 
moxie said:
mothertrucker! just had my last happy hour with the old team. they sent us drink kits and i ordered the tom collins. made a cute lil' drink, measured out and everything, not my usual 5oz home pour.

why the fuck is maxie creepin' on me right meow? two ounces of alcohol and i'm all tipsy af!
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Sooooo, have you and now former El Bosso set your first hot date, yet?
I could be wrong, but it seemed to me like y'all were crushin' on each other, at least a bit.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Sooooo, have you and now former El Bosso set your first hot date, yet?
I could be wrong, but it seemed to me like y'all were crushin' on each other, at least a bit.
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lol! completely one sided! I did bust him out on a bunch of embarrassing stories he had to tell his staff during HH though :D
 
 
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