tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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Inquisitor said:
Guess he wanted to hit her one more time.
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Hit "it" or hit her?

Never hit a woman unless its absolutely necessary for self defense to protect you from serious injury, period.

Otherwise, just tell her she's fat and ugly to hurt her feelings. That works better.
 
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Hit "it" or hit her?

Never hit a woman unless its absolutely necessary for self defense to protect you from serious injury, period.

Otherwise, just tell her she's fat and ugly to hurt her feelings. That works better.
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Do I have to spell everything out for you?

 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
All public pools and private pools need to be shut down. You should only be allowed to take one shower per week, and only flush the can twice a day. No complimentary glasses of water in restaurants.

I need to be the governor.
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moxie said:
They’re running a commercial that asks us to water our yards for a maximum of 2 days a week. I don’t have a lawn, so I’m already under their idiot limits so I can water with impunity.

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2 days 24 hours a day, get sum
 
Think I'll do a 20 mile ride today
 
Please lord, baby jesus! Somebody please tell me it’s payday and not time card day! I’m am not in the mood for that shit today! Happy Friday!!
 
moxie said:
Please lord, baby jesus! Somebody please tell me it’s payday and not time card day! I’m am not in the mood for that shit today! Happy Friday!!
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williewilliejuan said:
Gonna be hot as fuck and my sprinkler controller shit the bed. Supposed to get the replacement tomorrow, but probably won’t get to try to install it until Sunday. Then I’ll probably have to call someone who knows what they’re doing on Monday.
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Just go buy a manual one with a hose. Don't wanna miss out on your frolic in sprinkler time.
 
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