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Factoid. Upgrading my Excel skills to get to a more advanced level.

An Excel 365 sheet now has has 1,048,576 rows and 16,384 columns for a whopping 17,179,869,184 individual cells.

Awesome!
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I have been pickled since Thursday. Have a cousin in town, and he may kill me today. We have gone through more beer and booze, than I have in years. Maybe a decade since I have drank this much. Cases of beer, and bottles of booze. This fucker need to go home.
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Are you sure that's your cousin and not @beardown07?
 
steelerssb said:
@Hu War Yu that reminds me I voluntarily got a geeen and tonic the other day for bar trivia.

Fuck, I don't even know who I am anymore.
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I'll tell you who you are: you're all grown up

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Peter Gozintite said:
Micheladas, moscow mules, beers, going for sushi soon(fuck off dole), and cigars and bourbon on the menu tonight. Hot tub probably. If you dont hear from me tomorrow, start a gofundme for my family
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Hot tub? This a kissing cousin?
 
6:10 pm here. I'll wait for the 9:00-1:00 happy hour and check out the action. Since its after 9:00pm, the women will have already fed themselves and you don't have to spend money to feed them. The drinks you get them are at happy hour discounted prices.

#Winning.

@steelerssb you young idiot, are you listening? Happy hour, after 9:00 pm so you don't need to feed them ($$) and save money.
 
Early happy hour, 3:00 to 6:00 at bars downtown and in the financial districts (in Chgo that's the same area) is also OK. Cheap food and drinks and the women who hang out there have jobs and aren't penniless losers with kids in tow.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
6:10 pm here. I'll wait for the 9:00-1:00 happy hour and check out the action. Since its after 9:00pm, the women will have already fed themselves and you don't have to spend money to feed them. The drinks you get them are at happy hour discounted prices.

#Winning.

@steelerssb you young idiot, are you listening? Happy hour, after 9:00 pm so you don't need to feed them ($$) and save money.
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Also, never, ever, ever believe what a woman says about her birth control. Use a condom and double bag it.
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I've been "snipped" since I was 25 (or was it 26? :noidea:)... Of course, I never told the girls that beforehand. So IF they told me they're preggo later on, I could whisper in their ear and say, "I'm sterile!" :heh:

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CorpRebel said:
I've been "snipped" since I was 25 (or was it 26? :noidea:)... Of course, I never told the girls that beforehand. So IF they told me they're preggo later on, I could whisper in their ear and say, "I'm sterile!" :heh:

:pop2::martini:
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And a great sigh of relief from the rest of us that you can't procreate.

:wash: :fhritp:
 
CorpRebel said:
I've been "snipped" since I was 25 (or was it 26? :noidea:)... Of course, I never told the girls that beforehand. So IF they told me they're preggo later on, I could whisper in their ear and say, "I'm sterile!" :heh:

:pop2::martini:
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No Trojans for the Trojan
 
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