tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Illustrious Potentate]

I'm wondering how anybody gets 47 cats to do ANYTHING all at the same time.

That's gotta be a record or something

I’m trying to think and I don’t think I know anyone that has a cat that isn’t a barn cat

 

[Dolemite censored]

Cats are useless.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I’m trying to think

I was so tempted to jump on that....

 

[moxie]

Me yesterday: Hey you two ding-a-lings... I need to schedule a meeting with your bosses. You available at 11?
Ding-a-lings: Yep! Send the Teams link over
<sent>
This morning at 9am...
Ding-a-ling 1: Hey- can we push this out to 11:15? I have another conflict.
Me: sure <moves meeting to 11:15>
11:07am
Ding-a-ling 1: <starts Teams meeting> hey- if you can join a little early, that would be awesome, no pressure.

Me: waits until 11:16 to join because fuck you.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

ooni pizza oven ya or nah

 

[Hu War Yu]

ooni pizza oven ya or nah

nevahoidovit

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

nevahoidovit

it do dis

 

[Hu War Yu]

it do dis

Look like a yuge waste o space. Maybe the kind of thing that you use one or two times, decide it's impractical, and then it sits in your yard rusting up.

So I guess put me down for a Nah

 

[Dolemite censored]

it do dis

You'd have to really, really, really be into pizza to buy that.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You'd have to really, really, really be into pizza to buy that.

 

[Hu War Yu]

So how much does a rig like that set you back?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

So how much does a rig like that set you back?

Bout Tree Fiddy.




Cereal.

 

[BigRedMoe]

ooni pizza oven ya or nah

How many pizzas can it make at once? Just oon?

 

[Dolemite censored]

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

How many pizzas can it make at once? Just oon?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Was just in a house with two cats, and can barely breathe. Fuck cats.

I’m trying to think and I don’t think I know anyone that has a cat that isn’t a barn cat

 

[Hu War Yu]

Bout Tree Fiddy.




Cereal.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Was just in a house with two cats, and can barely breathe. Fuck cats.

I’m a firm believer that cats belong outdoors.

 

[BigRedMoe]

I’m a firm believer that cats belong outdoors.

Or in Chinese food.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Or in Chinese food.

That too. Love me some Mongolian beef