tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ferrets >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hamster >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dogs

 

[Hu War Yu]

Or in Chinese food.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ferrets >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hamster >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dogs

Ban

 

[moxie]

Cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ferrets >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hamster >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dogs

Gurl, plz. I'mma toss yer ass in that pizza oven for that nonsense. You ain't right in the head.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Gurl, plz. I'mma toss yer ass in that pizza oven for that nonsense. You ain't right in the head.

 

[moxie]

 

[beardown07]

Everyone I know that has cats are all

Spoiler: for pete's sake...

flaming libruls

 

[huskers1217]

You don't find Brad all that hot?

We talking oceans 11 brad or inglorious bastards brad

 

[Hu War Yu]

We talking oceans 11 brad or inglorious bastards brad

 

[huskers1217]

Got dang. Was there a hotter chick in the 90s more than Mya?

That voice…. Mmmmmm

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Looking at you, ole hippy dippy ass @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)

You must still be hung over from your cousin's visit.
You usually come up with something far better than that when you want attention from me.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Me yesterday: Hey you two ding-a-lings... I need to schedule a meeting with your bosses. You available at 11?
Ding-a-lings: Yep! Send the Teams link over
<sent>
This morning at 9am...
Ding-a-ling 1: Hey- can we push this out to 11:15? I have another conflict.
Me: sure <moves meeting to 11:15>
11:07am
Ding-a-ling 1: <starts Teams meeting> hey- if you can join a little early, that would be awesome, no pressure.

Me: waits until 11:16 to join because fuck you.

This is why we get along.

 

[Inquisitor]

Me yesterday: Hey you two ding-a-lings... I need to schedule a meeting with your bosses. You available at 11?
Ding-a-lings: Yep! Send the Teams link over
<sent>
This morning at 9am...
Ding-a-ling 1: Hey- can we push this out to 11:15? I have another conflict.
Me: sure <moves meeting to 11:15>
11:07am
Ding-a-ling 1: <starts Teams meeting> hey- if you can join a little early, that would be awesome, no pressure.

Me: waits until 11:16 to join because fuck you.

You make em wait, gurl!

 

[gobigred]

Or in Chinese food.

Ok @Mcnabb7542 Ok

 

[steelerssb]

Wondering how much trouble would I get in if I said that if the Karen on the web team stopped bitching about how I named a painfully obvious support ticket and just fucking did it the task I'm being hounded about it would've been done a week ago.

 

[huskers1217]

note to self:

don't have you and your wife take a neighbors wife out for drinks without the husband...

Man shot and killed after confronting couple for taking wife out to drinks in Tomball, deputies say

Things reportedly got heated when another couple dropped off the victim's wife after a night out. A neighbor described the moment the gunman returned to the scene.

abc13.com

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Got dang. Was there a hotter chick in the 90s more than Mya?

That voice…. Mmmmmm

 

[huskers1217]

 

[huskers1217]

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Ok @Mcnabb7542 Ok

RIP