tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Peter Gozintite]

note to self:

don't have you and your wife take a neighbors wife out for drinks without the husband...

Man shot and killed after confronting couple for taking wife out to drinks in Tomball, deputies say

Things reportedly got heated when another couple dropped off the victim's wife after a night out. A neighbor described the moment the gunman returned to the scene.

abc13.com

Need pics

 

[moxie]

omg, this guy! (my newish boss)
Mr. Big Britches: Can we add 1 more to my dinner reservation this evening? Tell them I'm the CFO of ______. We may need to pull a card.

Gurl, it is not that serious. It's a decent restaurant but it ain't like it's a 7multi-course at Alinea or anything! Shiiiiit! Clickety, clack, bebop, update, send. OpenTable reservation updated for 3.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

omg, this guy! (my newish boss)
Mr. Big Britches: Can we add 1 more to my dinner reservation this evening? Tell them I'm the CFO of ______. We may need to pull a card.

Gurl, it is not that serious. It's a decent restaurant but it ain't like it's a 7multi-course at Alinea or anything! Shiiiiit! Clickety, clack, bebop, update, send. OpenTable reservation updated for 3.

Dont tell him that. I dont need to tell you though

 

[NU_WTF?]

omg, this guy! (my newish boss)
Mr. Big Britches: Can we add 1 more to my dinner reservation this evening? Tell them I'm the CFO of ______. We may need to pull a card.

Gurl, it is not that serious. It's a decent restaurant but it ain't like it's a 7multi-course at Alinea or anything! Shiiiiit! Clickety, clack, bebop, update, send. OpenTable reservation updated for 3.

Job security yo

 

[williewilliejuan]

You'd have to really, really, really be into pizza to buy that.

In my neighborhood, there’s this place where you can go online and request a pizza and they bring it your house within the hour. Super convenient.

 

[moxie]

Dont tell him that. I dont need to tell you though

aww, hell nah! "I'll give them a call and see what we can do."
...make him wait a little bit...

Me, actin' like I just solved world hunger and brought peace to the middle east:

 

[NU_WTF?]

In my neighborhood, there’s this place where you can go online and request a pizza and they bring it your house within the hour. Super convenient.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

aww, hell nah! "I'll give them a call and see what we can do."
...make him wait a little bit...

Me, actin' like I just solved world hunger and brought peace to the middle east:

Thats my girl

 

[Hu War Yu]

aww, hell nah! "I'll give them a call and see what we can do."
...make him wait a little bit...

Me, actin' like I just solved world hunger and brought peace to the middle east:

Never let them know when it's easy

 

[moxie]

Never let them know when it's easy

I should tell him I'm going to need a day off after all the hoops I needed to jump through to get that extra seat

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Just saw the lead in for narional news broadcast. Could there be a more over produced, fear mongering shit storm, of bullshit with a dash of information?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

You must still be hung over from your cousin's visit.
You usually come up with something far better than that when you want attention from me.

 

[moxie]

Me at 4pm: FUCK! I have an appointment in Campbell (~20 mins away) at 6! I better start getting ready so I'm not late!
Me at 5:24: FUCK! I have 15 minutes to get ready for my appointment in Campbell at 6!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ferrets >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hamster >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dogs

What a fucking homo

 

[Hu War Yu]

What a fucking homo

Ferrets are pretty cool, though

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Ferrets are pretty cool, though

Don’t they smell real bad and destroy a home’s interior?

They’re basically a tame weasel right?

 

[RubinRock]

Don’t they smell real bad and destroy a home’s interior?

They’re basically a tame weasel right?

You can remove their glands to get rid of the smell. Only reason i know this is because i had a teacher who had pet ferrets and kept them in the class. She was a fucking weirdo to say the least.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

That white thing coming out of the stump is an albino weasel. Pretty much a ferret. That part of the taxidermy display at the hunting lodge in South Dakota I go to

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

So much support for hairy leashed toddlers ITT

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]