tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[NU_WTF?]

Bitch! It was my nephew’s grad party! Auntie should be there to pick up random tabs!

Lol aunty should have dipped at 4pm from said party

 

[moxie]

I know all your moves. All of them

 

[NU_WTF?]

Prove it in the back room

 

[moxie]

Lol aunty should have dipped at 4pm from said party

Party didn’t start until 5pm





And didn’t officially start until I showed up

 

[tabascojet]

 

[NU_WTF?]

Party didn’t start until 5pm





And didn’t officially start until I showed up

Shit that is when the fresh grad is supposed to ditch family and go actual party, with age appropriate co-eds

 

[moxie]

Prove it in the back room

Uhh… that’s called The Executive Lounge and you’re not invited, amirite @HammerDown ? We’re not letting any old riff raft in, are we?

 

[NU_WTF?]

Uhh… that’s called The Executive Lounge and you’re not invited, amirite @HammerDown ? We’re not letting any old riff raft in, are we?

Pffffffffffffffffffft I got ur executive lounge

 

[moxie]

Shit that is when the fresh grad is supposed to ditch family and go actual party, with age appropriate co-eds

That’s what I said!! Get off my jock and go nail one of those age-appropriate betches!

 

[moxie]

Pffffffffffffffffffft I got ur executive lounge

Cute. Still outside the doors, dummy.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Eek! Don’t encourage him! They’re babies!

I went to a HS grad party last weekend and there was a kid who kept making it a point to let me know he’s 18.


No, fucker! You’re too goddamn young!

How do you say cougar in spanish?

 

[NU_WTF?]

That’s what I said!! Get off my jock and go nail one of those age-appropriate betches!

Is that the 18 y/o jock?

 

[tabascojet]

That’s what I said!! Get off my jock and go nail one of those age-appropriate betches!

Musta been that low cut baja sweater you were wearing.

 

[moxie]

How do you say cougar in spanish?

That’s what I said!! These lil fuckers just wanna say they bagged a cougar!

 

[moxie]

Musta been that low cut baja sweater you were wearing.

It’s my sparkling personality, you cot damn summabech!!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

That’s what I said!! These lil fuckers just wanna say they bagged a cougar!

You didnt answer my question. Puma?

 

[tabascojet]

That’s what I said!! These lil fuckers just wanna say they bagged a cougar!

Was this his truck?

 

[moxie]

Is that the 18 y/o jock?

He’s actually the smart/wild one of the group. Mentioned that he’s going into finance and I became the biggest cheerleader! Finance is like the beisbol of corporate America- lots of exposure, little risk, big returns!

 

[moxie]

You didnt answer my question. Puma?

El gato. But the girl version

 

[wildturkey]

He’s actually the smart/wild one of the group. Mentioned that he’s going into finance and I became the biggest cheerleader! Finance is like the beisbol of corporate America- lots of exposure, little risk, big returns!

You're missing out. You could have had yourself a wealthy younger man.