tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Illustrious Potentate]

All the kids look the fucking same but people still melt down and goo goo gaa gaa over them.

One of my coworkers just had a kid and sent everyone here a picture. I turned off alerts for that group text

 

[Peter Gozintite]

One of my coworkers just had a kid and sent everyone here a picture. I turned off alerts for that group text

I hate group texts

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I hate group texts

#metoo

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Better an actual kid than someone's dog

Dogs>>>kids

 

[Hu War Yu]

Dogs>>>kids

Yeah, kids aren't for poosies. Better stick with dogs.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Yeah, kids aren't for poosies. Better stick with dogs.

Kids are all dumb, gross and annoying. They need to get this genetic engineering to a point where kids are born potty trained

 

[Hu War Yu]

Kids are all dumb, gross and annoying. They need to get this genetic engineering to a point where kids are born potty trained

Uhh, they DO grow up with a little effort. My kids can wipe their own bums and basically feed themselves now

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Uhh, they DO grow up with a little effort. My kids can wipe their own bums and basically feed themselves now

I’m not a patient man.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I’m not a patient man.

Coke does that to a feller

 

[tabascojet]

You're missing out. You could have had yourself a wealthy younger man.

Sugarbaby?

 

[Hu War Yu]

I’m not a patient man.

No way

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

No way

It’s why I quit drinking beer. Took too many and too long to feel anything.

 

[packerzrule]

It’s why I quit drinking beer. Took too many and too long to feel anything.

 

[tabascojet]

Big brunettes need loving too.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

One of my coworkers just had a kid and sent everyone here a picture. I turned off alerts for that group text

I didn’t think you worked with women

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Dogs>>>kids

Dogs are just dumber kids that never mentally age past 2.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I didn’t think you worked with women

I don’t assume gender

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Kids are all dumb, gross and annoying. They need to get this genetic engineering to a point where kids are born potty trained

“Kids are all dumb” used in an argument for something you need to help go to bathroom it’s entire fucking life is p dum chewster

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Dogs are just dumber kids that never mentally age past 2.

Anything a kid can do, a dog can do better and with far less crying