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tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.
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You're a fucking no class peasant. STFU.
They're your intellectual match. Embrace the irony.
The mute video is also gonna get my ass one day. Our all-company weekly good news call someone shares their mantra, and of course it's always the same goody two shoes people sharing their cliched look how inspirational I am mantras. Can't tell you how many times I've rolled my eyes during it.
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I usually don’t have video on if I’m at home (can see straight into the kitchen and that hoe ass maxie is a cot damn pig, leaving bottles & shit all over. Embarrassing).
At the office, I’m much more disciplined…mostly because I’m staring at myself during the entire call
We got backgrounds we use, or else I'd never use it.I usually don’t have video on if I’m at home (can see straight into the kitchen and that hoe ass maxie is a cot damn pig, leaving bottles & shit all over. Embarrassing).
At the office, I’m much more disciplined…mostly because I’m staring at myself during the entire call
You should Jeffrey Toobin them.
If I ever get picked to give a mantra I'm fucked.
The only mantra I have is "you finish that beer you bitch."
The only mantra I have is "you finish that beer you bitch."
Narcissist much?
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It sucks because I have 2 screens but the camera is mounted on the right one. If I put the Teams window on the left, I’m looking that direction and same for the other side. So I have to split it down the middle so I look like I’m talking to the other participants and they can’t tell that I’m really looking at myself.
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Bitch please you keep sipping that $5 dollar per box Costco wine thinking it's classy to use the good plastic cups. Pffffffffffffffffffft. Fuck outa here gramps
Damn! I didn't know they had $5 boxes. I'll have to get some.
Heh...I just realized the only person who never uses the camera (which we're supposed to unless technical issues) is the company tattle tail.I usually don’t have video on if I’m at home (can see straight into the kitchen and that hoe ass maxie is a cot damn pig, leaving bottles & shit all over. Embarrassing).
At the office, I’m much more disciplined…mostly because I’m staring at myself during the entire call
100 percent think he's too do good for it (also, irony).
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Hell if I know ... probably something about being enclosed on most sides?
I just know, while maybe there are some cats who don't go for boxes, bags, or both, I sure as hell have never met one.
I mean, if I don't leave out a grocery bag for her, I start hearing this really annoying sound.
It's her pawing at the grocery bag I use to put my recyclables in before I take them out to the bin.
She also has a couple of boxes.
I almost built her a full-on multi-box fort during the lockdown (when the antsyness really started setting in), but I decided I didn't have enough space to build one that was big enough to really be worth it. Yes, I know I'm a geek. That's been long and well established.
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Better an actual kid than someone's dog
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I use the company logo virtual background, home and office
Never seen a dog, actually, but I have seen cats. That's generally funny because you know the person is either annoyed or just given up on trying to stop it.
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We have an individual who insists on showing their two Maltese every meeting. And of course, everyone else goes "how adorable!" and so on.
Ah yeah I could see that getting annoying. We have one regularly where she'll be talking or something and the cat will just pop up and throw it all off. That's become a running joke.
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