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Some clueless chick is calling leaving messages that I need to help her mount a TV. It sure ain't the TV I want to mount. Straight to voicemail...

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That mute button is gonna get my ass in a sling one day. I have to constantly remind myself to keep the muttering to a minimum…as in- none! Because it’s always something like,
“try again, you fuggin’ dolt!”
“What a retard”
“That’s why nobody likes you”
“That’s because he’s a little bitch”
“Are you retarded or something?”
“How about no?”
Gonna earn my ass a one-way to the unemployment line or worse…HR HELL!!
The mute video is also gonna get my ass one day. Our all-company weekly good news call someone shares their mantra, and of course it's always the same goody two shoes people sharing their cliched look how inspirational I am mantras. Can't tell you how many times I've rolled my eyes during it.
 
The mute video is also gonna get my ass one day. Our all-company weekly good news call someone shares their mantra, and of course it's always the same goody two shoes people sharing their cliched look how inspirational I am mantras. Can't tell you how many times I've rolled my eyes during it.
I usually don’t have video on if I’m at home (can see straight into the kitchen and that hoe ass maxie is a cot damn pig, leaving bottles & shit all over. Embarrassing).
At the office, I’m much more disciplined…mostly because I’m staring at myself during the entire call :laugh:
 
I usually don’t have video on if I’m at home (can see straight into the kitchen and that hoe ass maxie is a cot damn pig, leaving bottles & shit all over. Embarrassing).
At the office, I’m much more disciplined…mostly because I’m staring at myself during the entire call :laugh:
We got backgrounds we use, or else I'd never use it.
 
The mute video is also gonna get my ass one day. Our all-company weekly good news call someone shares their mantra, and of course it's always the same goody two shoes people sharing their cliched look how inspirational I am mantras. Can't tell you how many times I've rolled my eyes during it.

You should Jeffrey Toobin them.
 
Narcissist much?
It sucks because I have 2 screens but the camera is mounted on the right one. If I put the Teams window on the left, I’m looking that direction and same for the other side. So I have to split it down the middle so I look like I’m talking to the other participants and they can’t tell that I’m really looking at myself.
 
I usually don’t have video on if I’m at home (can see straight into the kitchen and that hoe ass maxie is a cot damn pig, leaving bottles & shit all over. Embarrassing).
At the office, I’m much more disciplined…mostly because I’m staring at myself during the entire call :laugh:
Heh...I just realized the only person who never uses the camera (which we're supposed to unless technical issues) is the company tattle tail.

100 percent think he's too do good for it (also, irony).
 
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What is it with cats and boxes and bags? My gift bag from Fathers Day is still in the middle of the living room floor because Jinks has claimed it as hers. lol

Hell if I know ... probably something about being enclosed on most sides?
I just know, while maybe there are some cats who don't go for boxes, bags, or both, I sure as hell have never met one.

I mean, if I don't leave out a grocery bag for her, I start hearing this really annoying sound.
It's her pawing at the grocery bag I use to put my recyclables in before I take them out to the bin.
She also has a couple of boxes.
I almost built her a full-on multi-box fort during the lockdown (when the antsyness really started setting in), but I decided I didn't have enough space to build one that was big enough to really be worth it. Yes, I know I'm a geek. That's been long and well established. :bounce:
 
Better an actual kid than someone's dog
Never seen a dog, actually, but I have seen cats. That's generally funny because you know the person is either annoyed or just given up on trying to stop it.
 
Never seen a dog, actually, but I have seen cats. That's generally funny because you know the person is either annoyed or just given up on trying to stop it.
We have an individual who insists on showing their two Maltese every meeting. And of course, everyone else goes "how adorable!" and so on.
 
We have an individual who insists on showing their two Maltese every meeting. And of course, everyone else goes "how adorable!" and so on.
Ah yeah I could see that getting annoying. We have one regularly where she'll be talking or something and the cat will just pop up and throw it all off. That's become a running joke.
 
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