Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

[rfjeff9]

Footlongs at the ballpark. Add chili and cheese.

 

[rfjeff9]

Nu Way Weiners in Macon, GA.

 

[Handicappers]

They taste better than the hifalutin faggy hotdogs you eat

I don’t eat hot dogs…gross.

i used to like earl campbells beef links, but now that I respect myself, I refuse to eat the Devils food.

 

[HammerDown]

Costco dogs are better. And that's all I can afford now after buying into Crypto thanks to hammerdown.

I have ocean front property in Arizona.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I don’t eat hot dogs…gross.

i used to like earl campbells beef links, but now that I respect myself, I refuse to eat the Devils food.

Gay

 

[trojanfan12]

The best hot dogs are the cheese stuffed Oscar-Mayer weiners

I like those when I want chili dogs.

 

[ojb81]

The guy spent weeks training for this event. Give him credit for his accomplishment.

sure, he deserves credit. he's just not an athlete, that's all.

 

[White Knight]

sure, he deserves credit. he's just not an athlete, that's all.

How many hot dogs can you eat at one sitting? The guy spent weeks training for this event.

 

[Handicappers]

Gay

Yes, yes you are.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Yes, yes you are.

I know you are, but what am I?

 

[ojb81]

How many hot dogs can you eat at one sitting? The guy spent weeks training for this event.

i don't give a shit how many weeks he spent training for a contest involving eating hot dogs. it doesn't make him an athlete.

 

[Handicappers]

I know you are, but what am I?

Hey, you’re the one that thinks man butt sex isn’t gay

Oh, and you like wieners that squirt goo out of them.

 

[White Knight]

i don't give a shit how many weeks he spent training for a contest involving eating hot dogs. it doesn't make him an athlete.

What is your definition of an athlete?

 

[ojb81]

What is your definition of an athlete?

same as oxford dictionary: "a person who is proficient in sports and other forms of physical exercise."

 

[White Knight]

same as oxford dictionary: "a person who is proficient in sports and other forms of physical exercise."

Then he qualifies as an athlete.

 

[ojb81]

Then he qualifies as an athlete.

no, he doesn't. he participates in competitions, not sports.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Hey, you’re the one that thinks man butt sex isn’t gay

Oh, and you like wieners that squirt goo out of them.

A hole is a hole.

Ain’t much better than a cheese filled tube steak

 

[Fish]

Then he qualifies as an athlete.

FFS, in what universe is gorging yourself on hot dogs considered athleticism.

 

[huskers1217]

Joey Chestnut is Muhammad Ali, Michael Jordan and Babe Ruth wrapped into one eatin' machine

amazing. it is heartbreaking that he's never received the credit that he has deserved. as far as i'm concerned, every 6:00 Sportscenter episode should start with the anchors pondering what time Chestnut took a dump and what he had for dinner

what happened to the kobiyashi dude?

 

[Fish]

what happened to the kobiyashi dude?

Starfleet named a Starfleet Academy test after him, he's famous.