Best one-liners about your team

Michigan State plays ugly football and drags other teams up/down to their level.
 
UNLV fucking SUCKS!
 
“Arkansas is the mystery meat of CFB.”
That 70S Show Reaction GIF by Laff
 
One-liner about Texas:

“Kansas is a powerhouse, obviously.”
 

Not a one liner but a good one -​

“I don’t expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.”​

— Bob Devaney
 
Barry Switzer: "The OU/Texas game is about the right to live in the United States for the next year".
 
The South - If unsweet tea was a college, it would be Gerogia Tech.
 
Nebraska. It’s not for everyone.
 
T-Shirt from the 1994 season:
"Ames, Iowa: a beer drinking town with a football problem."
Let's Go State!
 
"I'm a man. I'm 40!"

Minions Mic Drop GIF


Anna Kendrick Movie GIF by Pitch Perfect
 
"They ran through our ass like shit through a tin horn"
 
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