tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Skerpokes]

You and post both love all you can eat salad and breadsticks so you got that going for you.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I don't know, but I do know anyone who doesn't think her morbid obesity isn't the most beautiful thing ever is like a total hater and literally worse than Hitler.

It seems like the media has grown enthralled by her bravery for being “photographed while fat”.

 

[gobigred]

Tik Tok challenges are just darwinism at work at this point. If you're sucker punching people just to put it online you kinda deserve whatever comes next.

We’ve had a lot of students get in trouble following those stupid TikTok challenges. Like there was one to break something in the bathrooms. Had quite a few get suspended for it and I’m sure had to pay for the damages

 

[steelerssb]

It seems like the media has grown enthralled by her bravery for being “photographed while fat”.

It's....truly something. I get the messaging around body positivity, loving the skin you're in and that sometimes it's healthier to put on a few pounds than the inverse.

But yeah, telling people (especially kids) morbid obesity is fine and dandy and we all need to think it's just so beautiful is crossing the Rubicon.

 

[gobigred]

Bought tickets for the gf and her daughter. I was on the fence about going, I probably recognize one song of his, the rest all sound the same. Finally I just said fuck it, YOLO.

But then I went on Youtube to watch a concert of his to see if I could get into it. 90% of the crowd was white, 15-22 year old kids. I'm going to be so annoyed by the end of the show.

 

[huskers1217]

I like when Ava has a good story. She’s probably the best actress on that entire shitty set.

twitter kinda ruins her and Julian. you realize those two are some of the best people ever to be on that show...

 

[gobigred]

It's....truly something. I get the messaging around body positivity, loving the skin you're in and that sometimes it's healthier to put on a few pounds than the inverse.

But yeah, telling people (especially kids) morbid obesity is fine and dandy and we all need to think it's just so beautiful is crossing the Rubicon.

@Dole ver 2.0 needs loved too so need those fat women for him

 

[huskers1217]

I don't know, but I do know anyone who doesn't think her morbid obesity isn't the most beautiful thing ever is like a total hater and literally worse than Hitler.

@Dole ver 2.0 is still to Lizzo

 

[Skerpokes]

 

[steelerssb]

Had quite a few get suspended for it and I’m sure had to pay for the damages

I love when stories have a happy ending.

 

[huskers1217]

this had to hurt

Crews rescue person trapped in SUV rollover on 290 in northwest Houston

One person managed to escape the crash, but crews had to bring in the jaws of life to rescue another person trapped inside.

abc13.com

 

[CorpRebel]

are you trying to get a 18 year old gf?

Well, 18 is legal, sooo... why not?



I mean... who wants stubborn, old women anyway??

 

[huskers1217]

I love when stores have a happy ending.

so does Deshaun Watson

 

[Inquisitor]

So there were some random Hershey's kisses near the HR department. I grabbed a handful for lunch...turns out they're "cookies and cream" kisses

:sherm:

 

[Inquisitor]

I just bought tickets to Post Malone. WTF is wrong with me?

Good to know The Mailman is still doing something productive after basketball.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Bought tickets for the gf and her daughter. I was on the fence about going, I probably recognize one song of his, the rest all sound the same. Finally I just said fuck it, YOLO.

But then I went on Youtube to watch a concert of his to see if I could get into it. 90% of the crowd was white, 15-22 year old kids. I'm going to be so annoyed by the end of the show.

Fuck that shit, take em to dinner then come down with explosive diarrhea

 

[Dolemite censored]

Lulz @you for knowing lizzo stuff, dole.

You better cool it, chica, before I post a pic of Lizzo's big fat wrinkled ass and make you look at it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

@Dole ver 2.0 needs loved too so need those fat women for him

@Dole ver 2.0 is still to Lizzo

Alright, you motherfuckers asked for it.

Heed my wrath, fools

 

[moxie]

You better cool it, chica, before I post a pic of Lizzo's big fat wrinkled ass and make you look at it.

Listen, bud- I get junk emails from Self magazine. Those fat fuckers will make lizzo look like a tiny baby hippo. Don’t test me, son.

There are GIFS of these heifers in spandex & crop tops, defying the laws of physics, jiggling and oozing all over the place.

 

[moxie]

Alright, you motherfuckers asked for it.

Heed my wrath, fools

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Lulz at her sweaty ass sticking to the airplane seats. They probably lift up when she stands