tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[tabascojet]

North Dakota Assassinates, Dismembers Journalist So Biden Will Let Them Drill For Oil

BISMARCK, ND — After seeing President Biden travel to Saudi Arabia to beg for more oil, North Dakota decided to assassinate and dismember a journalist so the president would let them drill for oil.

babylonbee.com

 

[blindbaby]

I work in a mall....


let tthe jokes begin

Hold my beer, I work at a landfill.

 

[moxie]

I see you're fishing for a private tour

Prolly get there in your windowless van!

 

[NU_WTF?]

Prolly get there in your windowless van!

windowless e-bike, thank you, gotta watch that carbon footprint

 

[moxie]

Tiny Kitchen Cook-Off!

 

[Handicappers]

Big boss easy bake off

 

[Inquisitor]

Once again....

Been a pretty bad year for them.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Tiny Kitchen Cook-Off!

If you put in your time card in on time, you'd have some money today.

 

[Dolemite censored]

The Empire Strikes Back:

That new book about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle rips them a new one.

Payback for that Oprah interview.

Meghan Markle revealed for what she really is — a Kardashian

Here comes another blow for the Duke and Duchess of Woke.

nypost.com

 

[moxie]

If you put in your time card in on time, you'd have some money today.

Yippee!! A bitch got paid!!

 

[huskers1217]

here ya go @Dole ver 2.0 lets see if you really hate fat chicks

Spoiler

 

[CorpRebel]

Yippee!! A bitch got paid!!

 

[NU_WTF?]

Tiny Kitchen Cook-Off!

New TV show?

 

[moxie]

Booo. A bitch spends too much money all the time

 

[moxie]

New TV show?

I found it on Hulu (?) last night. I could do without the “celebrities” on it, but the little food part is so goddamn cute!!

 

[gobigred]

Booo. A bitch spends too much money all the time

Why did you let Maxie out of her cage ?

 

[NU_WTF?]

I found it on Hulu (?) last night. I could do without the “celebrities” on it, but the little food part is so goddamn cute!!

Oh i was hoping they had to cook out of like stock camper kitchens like legit tiny kitchen

 

[huskers1217]

I found it on Hulu (?) last night. I could do without the “celebrities” on it, but the little food part is so goddamn cute!!

I turned on "Is it Cake" last night and saw this and asked myself. what the fuck

for some reason I kept singing oompa loompa doopy do

 

[moxie]

Why did you let Maxie out of her cage ?

I don’t even think it was maxie this time. Fuggin’ buttholes have been hitting me up, left and right for all kinds of stupid fundraisers & shit- cheerleading, couple of cancers, raffle donations, birthday shit. I need to srsly start figuring out how to live a real hermit life.

 

[CorpRebel]

I turned on "Is it Cake" last night and saw this and asked myself. what the fuck

for some reason I kept singing oompa loompa doopy do

A leprechaun out of it's normal environment???