tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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moxie said:
I don’t even think it was maxie this time. Fuggin’ buttholes have been hitting me up, left and right for all kinds of stupid fundraisers & shit- cheerleading, couple of cancers, raffle donations, birthday shit. I need to srsly start figuring out how to live a real hermit life.
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for the first time in 3 fucking months I watch the show and its get interrruputed by the news...
 
NU_FTW said:
Oh i was hoping they had to cook out of like stock camper kitchens like legit tiny kitchen
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It’s a tiny sterno-powered “stove” :laugh:
 
NU_FTW said:
lol okay i dig it, sounds like cut throat kitchen type shit
i miss that sho
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Nah, it sucks but the food is cute. Looks like there’s another one I can check out.
 
huskers1217 said:
I turned on "Is it Cake" last night and saw this and asked myself. what the fuck

for some reason I kept singing oompa loompa doopy do

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watching arrested development GIF


People must sit around going, "Hmmm...I'm fat and derpy-looking, but how can I be even MORE fat and derpy-looking?"
 
moxie said:
Nah, it sucks but the food is cute. Looks like there’s another one I can check out.
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bah weak sauce, i dont care about cute little food i like to see the game played and what have ya then try and guess how badly it fucks someone over
 
Why the fuck am I still in the office? I said I’d be here for two hours! I have so much shit to do!!!

And I’m starving to death again!! :Cry:
 
moxie said:
Why the fuck am I still in the office? I said I’d be here for two hours! I have so much shit to do!!!

And I’m starving to death again!! :Cry:
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Sooo... Just WHAT did you actually do those first 2 hours?

:pop2: :martini:
 
moxie said:
Why the fuck am I still in the office? I said I’d be here for two hours! I have so much shit to do!!!

And I’m starving to death again!! :Cry:
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i fucked something up. i admit my fuck ups...

admitted to the CFO now trying to figure out if i should escape now
 
Inquisitor said:
Maybe they're trying to tell you something.
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thought they were going to say Biden was deaded...but they said the same thing the reporter told me 5 mins ago......


and if i really gave a shit. i can look up that info.

he got sick.. so has 99% of americans..... should we break in for every dude that is sick

hey tom down the street has a upper repsiratory infrection so stay the fuck home tom
 
Where is @craigk217 ???

I was driving earlier and going through radio channels and saw a song was playing by Arcade Fire.
I'd never heard the song and couldn't say what the name of it was, but it did give me a chuckle.
 
moxie said:
I don’t even think it was maxie this time. Fuggin’ buttholes have been hitting me up, left and right for all kinds of stupid fundraisers & shit- cheerleading, couple of cancers, raffle donations, birthday shit. I need to srsly start figuring out how to live a real hermit life.
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You don’t have to tell me. I work in a school and EVERY organization does some kind of fundraiser selling either clothes or food or other shit
 
Is there anything more irritating than some sand or a piece of twig stuck in your eye socket? Had something stuck in there for a week. I finally flipped my eye inside out last night and got that damn prick-liquor out of there.

Feels good man.
 
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