Lost pets, Illiana version

[Kburjr]

Posted on county lost pets page last 24 hours.

 

[ojb81]

that peacock and emu are gonna have such an awesome adventure traversing the country together

 

[Kburjr]

that peacock and emu are gonna have such an awesome adventure traversing the country together

Another excellent adventure.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

that peacock and emu are gonna have such an awesome adventure traversing the country together

They're in someone's smoker as I type this.

 

[squatch]

 

[Fish]

Somebody probably shot the irritating ass peacock for shitting on their house and aggravating their dogs.

Someone probably shot the emu after it attacked them. Or it went to work for Liberty Mutual.

 

[huskers1217]

Posted on county lost pets page last 24 hours.

is this him?

 

[Kburjr]

is this him?

If you wanna eat, you gotta work.

 

[BigRedMoe]

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Your ransom note needs actual words, Bud.

 

[Handicappers]

I'll have tofu over peacock. No question.

 

[ojb81]

I'll have tofu over peacock. No question.

toes, cocks, hey nobody's judging.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Wouldn’t mind seeing the peacock but would keep my distance from that emu.

 

[Fish]

Wouldn’t mind seeing the peacock but would keep my distance from that emu.

Peacocks are irritating motherfuckers, at least as irritating as dbldwn, m&B and Packjason.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Peacocks are irritating motherfuckers, at least as irritating as dbldwn, m&B and Packjason.

I said see not keep.

If it hung around it would be one dead bird around 5am.

 

[outofyourmind]

How do you lose a Peacock exactly.
They scream like a woman getting murdered.

It shouldn't be that hard

 

[Fish]

I said see not keep.

If it hung around it would be one dead bird around 5am.

Neighbors had one. It decided to move in at my place, sit on the roof and shit on it, sit on my rv and shit on it, make obnoxious noises, drive my Lab nuts.
It takes them a short distance to get airborne, Gunner almost got it one time, he got a mouth full of tailfeathers. It didn't come back for a few days, but then again there it was.
I ended up having to go tell the neighbors (from chicago so fucking useless people) to pen it up or it might not be coming home.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Neighbors had one. It decided to move in at my place, sit on the roof and shit on it, sit on my rv and shit on it, make obnoxious noises, drive my Lab nuts.
It takes them a short distance to get airborne, Gunner almost got it one time, he got a mouth full of tailfeathers. It didn't come back for a few days, but then again there it was.
I ended up having to go tell the neighbors (from chicago so fucking useless people) to pen it up or it might not be coming home.

I’d just shot it and buried it in a trash bag covered up and put it on the street for pickup.

 

[Fish]

How do you lose a Peacock exactly.
They scream like a woman getting murdered.

It shouldn't be that hard

Yeah, thought one of the neighbor gals was taking beatings there for a while.

Bobcats also kind of sound like a woman screaming.

 

[Fish]

I’d just shot it and buried it in a trash bag covered up and put it on the street for pickup.

On my roof, on my rv roof, couldn't get a good shot. Couldn't be respectable and get in a tree.

 

[Handicappers]

Peacocks are irritating motherfuckers, at least as irritating as dbldwn, m&B and Packjason.

I worked really hard on those alts. Don't judge.