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Thats what the back up battery os for. Ffs you ogre.
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Yep @moxie pissing her money away is like saying water is wet
Oh, you guys DEFINITELY don't wanna hear what I did this weekend with my money.

It wasn't really a pissing away, but it was a good chunk of money gone just because I was tipsy and competitive. :laugh:
 
So did I tell youse guise that I got a polaroid camera a couple months ago and that I can't take a single decent picture with it? :laugh:

Don't tell dole how much the film is, either. I'll never hear the end of it!
My daughter has a newer version of polaroid camera called Instax by Fujifilm and it's definitely not cheap
 
Oh, you guys DEFINITELY don't wanna hear what I did this weekend with my money.

It wasn't really a pissing away, but it was a good chunk of money gone just because I was tipsy and competitive. :laugh:
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Oh, you guys DEFINITELY don't wanna hear what I did this weekend with my money.

It wasn't really a pissing away, but it was a good chunk of money gone just because I was tipsy and competitive. :laugh:
Lose a bet, or and eating challenge?
 
Oh, you guys DEFINITELY don't wanna hear what I did this weekend with my money.

It wasn't really a pissing away, but it was a good chunk of money gone just because I was tipsy and competitive. :laugh:

I love horror stories. Do tell.
 
Oh, you guys DEFINITELY don't wanna hear what I did this weekend with my money.

It wasn't really a pissing away, but it was a good chunk of money gone just because I was tipsy and competitive. :laugh:
I want to know
 
I love horror stories. Do tell.
lulz...
so I was at a fundraiser brunch for a friend that has cancer. there was probably around 100 people there and they had different games for us to play. I got picked to play one where you had to stack 25 pennies with one hand behind your back. Mawfk picked me at the suggestion of her sister because they knew I was rolling over from the night before and I'd likely have the post drunk shakes :laugh: Well, I pretty much kicked ass, but they tried to tell me someone else beat me but i just don't think they saw me put my hand up first. I totally fucking won, so I got "mad" and said it was total booshit and knocked everyone's stacks over as I stomped back to my seat, super dramatically (all in jest), but I was deep down, legit annoyed that they said I didn't win. They ended up giving it to me but I had to put on a show about it because I wanted to.

So then they start the raffle...let's back up on how much money I've already put towards this event: $100 for the seat, $100 for raffle tickets and ~$300 for a raffle prize I provided (small margarita machine, mix, tequila, glasses, salt rim things). So someone donated a 40" tv and it comes up and the person who won it says to re-raffle because he didn't need it. So someone pipes up that they can buy it and my friend's sister says her daughter could really use a new tv! I don't know who said anything about auctioning it, but my big mouth steps up and says I'll pay $100 for it. Some fuck face says $200, I say $300, he says $400, I say $500 he says $600 and I say, "Fuck this shit! $1,000. I'm not losing at one more thing today!!!" So I paid $1,000 for a tv that was probably worth $150 that I gave to a six year old :laugh:
 
lulz...
so I was at a fundraiser brunch for a friend that has cancer. there was probably around 100 people there and they had different games for us to play. I got picked to play one where you had to stack 25 pennies with one hand behind your back. Mawfk picked me at the suggestion of her sister because they knew I was rolling over from the night before and I'd likely have the post drunk shakes :laugh: Well, I pretty much kicked ass, but they tried to tell me someone else beat me but i just don't think they saw me put my hand up first. I totally fucking won, so I got "mad" and said it was total booshit and knocked everyone's stacks over as I stomped back to my seat, super dramatically (all in jest), but I was deep down, legit annoyed that they said I didn't win. They ended up giving it to me but I had to put on a show about it because I wanted to.

So then they start the raffle...let's back up on how much money I've already put towards this event: $100 for the seat, $100 for raffle tickets and ~$300 for a raffle prize I provided (small margarita machine, mix, tequila, glasses, salt rim things). So someone donated a 40" tv and it comes up and the person who won it says to re-raffle because he didn't need it. So someone pipes up that they can buy it and my friend's sister says her daughter could really use a new tv! I don't know who said anything about auctioning it, but my big mouth steps up and says I'll pay $100 for it. Some fuck face says $200, I say $300, he says $400, I say $500 he says $600 and I say, "Fuck this shit! $1,000. I'm not losing at one more thing today!!!" So I paid $1,000 for a tv that was probably worth $150 that I gave to a six year old :laugh:
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lulz...
so I was at a fundraiser brunch for a friend that has cancer. there was probably around 100 people there and they had different games for us to play. I got picked to play one where you had to stack 25 pennies with one hand behind your back. Mawfk picked me at the suggestion of her sister because they knew I was rolling over from the night before and I'd likely have the post drunk shakes :laugh: Well, I pretty much kicked ass, but they tried to tell me someone else beat me but i just don't think they saw me put my hand up first. I totally fucking won, so I got "mad" and said it was total booshit and knocked everyone's stacks over as I stomped back to my seat, super dramatically (all in jest), but I was deep down, legit annoyed that they said I didn't win. They ended up giving it to me but I had to put on a show about it because I wanted to.

So then they start the raffle...let's back up on how much money I've already put towards this event: $100 for the seat, $100 for raffle tickets and ~$300 for a raffle prize I provided (small margarita machine, mix, tequila, glasses, salt rim things). So someone donated a 40" tv and it comes up and the person who won it says to re-raffle because he didn't need it. So someone pipes up that they can buy it and my friend's sister says her daughter could really use a new tv! I don't know who said anything about auctioning it, but my big mouth steps up and says I'll pay $100 for it. Some fuck face says $200, I say $300, he says $400, I say $500 he says $600 and I say, "Fuck this shit! $1,000. I'm not losing at one more thing today!!!" So I paid $1,000 for a tv that was probably worth $150 that I gave to a six year old :laugh:

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