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NU_FTW said:
Like buying crypto?
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Big difference. People who buy crypto think they will get more money as it appreciates, even though they are victims of scams and are seriously deluded.

This is pure pissing money away just for ego and show.
 
Note to the younger men on here: Stay the hell away from women who need to be rescued from themselves. It's a full time, never ending job.

And remember from my previous Women 101 course: women don't listen.
 
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Big difference. People who buy crypto think they will get more money as it appreciates, even though they are victims of scams and are seriously deluded.

This is pure pissing money away just for ego and show.
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Don't underestimate the power of alcohol, either. When I get tipsy, i think i'm Paris fucking Hilton :doh:
 
Oh, I did save myself about $120 though! I lost my keys and needed to pick up my car from my friend's house, drive 30 miles to mine, get ready then turn around and drive back down for the brunch. All the ubers were going to be about $120 but then I found my keys! And my other friend picked me up and took me to the other friend's house to get my car. Yay!
 
moxie said:
Don't underestimate the power of alcohol, either. When I get tipsy, i think i'm Paris fucking Hilton :doh:
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moxie said:
Oh, I did save myself about $120 though! I lost my keys and needed to pick up my car from my friend's house, drive 30 miles to mine, get ready then turn around and drive back down for the brunch. All the ubers were going to be about $120 but then I found my keys! And my other friend picked me up and took me to the other friend's house to get my car. Yay!
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I will pray for you.
 
moxie said:
lulz...
so I was at a fundraiser brunch for a friend that has cancer. there was probably around 100 people there and they had different games for us to play. I got picked to play one where you had to stack 25 pennies with one hand behind your back. Mawfk picked me at the suggestion of her sister because they knew I was rolling over from the night before and I'd likely have the post drunk shakes :laugh: Well, I pretty much kicked ass, but they tried to tell me someone else beat me but i just don't think they saw me put my hand up first. I totally fucking won, so I got "mad" and said it was total booshit and knocked everyone's stacks over as I stomped back to my seat, super dramatically (all in jest), but I was deep down, legit annoyed that they said I didn't win. They ended up giving it to me but I had to put on a show about it because I wanted to.

So then they start the raffle...let's back up on how much money I've already put towards this event: $100 for the seat, $100 for raffle tickets and ~$300 for a raffle prize I provided (small margarita machine, mix, tequila, glasses, salt rim things). So someone donated a 40" tv and it comes up and the person who won it says to re-raffle because he didn't need it. So someone pipes up that they can buy it and my friend's sister says her daughter could really use a new tv! I don't know who said anything about auctioning it, but my big mouth steps up and says I'll pay $100 for it. Some fuck face says $200, I say $300, he says $400, I say $500 he says $600 and I say, "Fuck this shit! $1,000. I'm not losing at one more thing today!!!" So I paid $1,000 for a tv that was probably worth $150 that I gave to a six year old :laugh:
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Heart of gold and I am really feeling poorly tonight. Doc says an infusion of $80 whiskey daily will cure me. Can I put you down for half?
 
Kburjr said:
Heart of gold and I am really feeling poorly tonight. Doc says an infusion of $80 whiskey daily will cure me. Can I put you down for half?
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You give me half the bottle and by the end of it, I'd prolly buy you a damn case with a little cajoling :laugh:
 
moxie said:
Don't underestimate the power of alcohol, either. When I get tipsy, i think i'm Paris fucking Hilton :doh:
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my doctor friend is still willing to help you out, its for your health!
 
I'm sure if a website of strangers put their minds to it we could figure out a way for moxie to raise that $1k quick.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
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You forgot

Throw Away Make It Rain GIF
 
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