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Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!
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What did I do?Don't you ever Embarrass me again Under the Porch!
Plus I'm drinking a Booze drink tonight. I just concocted it all by my lonesome!
5 ounces 75 proof rum
2 ounces coconut creme
juice from 1/2 lime
And then I filled the glass with ice, Pretty Decent!
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I logged back on to say how good it is! If Gin was my only booze choice, I'd be a glue sniffin tea totaller! Prolly Beatin Off in the Bus Stop too but that's beside the point, Thank God!
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Nothing! I'm just teasing you. Because you are stupido! You got a hole in your driveway! Dummy!
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You guys need to start taking me me serious. I'm Serious! Especially about the 2022 Cripples Ball... I May be Crowned King!
So My Dummies, those of you that keep notes, please be reminded an DO take Note, the 2022 Summer Cripples Ball will be Celebrated on Friday August 19 right here Under the Porch! I don't call it an 'Anniversary'. Whomever, August 19, 2002 is the date I crashed a bicycle and broke my neck.
So My Kind Friends, I really do want to have a party at my house on that day and Celebrate my life and my latest creations. It was something I hoped would happen last year on my birthday and it didn't line up in time. I have ZERO friends in Georgia! I just never made any yet. Fuck, I only bean hear for 16 years and I still don't my way around. Plus I'm drink! NOT DRUNK! God Dam Dummy!
So My Dummies, those of you that keep notes, please be reminded an DO take Note, the 2022 Summer Cripples Ball will be Celebrated on Friday August 19 right here Under the Porch! I don't call it an 'Anniversary'. Whomever, August 19, 2002 is the date I crashed a bicycle and broke my neck.
So My Kind Friends, I really do want to have a party at my house on that day and Celebrate my life and my latest creations. It was something I hoped would happen last year on my birthday and it didn't line up in time. I have ZERO friends in Georgia! I just never made any yet. Fuck, I only bean hear for 16 years and I still don't my way around. Plus I'm drink! NOT DRUNK! God Dam Dummy!
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What I do
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No I don't, it was replaced yesterdayNothing! I'm just teasing you. Because you are stupido! You got a hole in your driveway! Dummy!
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Nope, they came jacked it up and poured new concrete yesterday
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Chewy lives in georgia. He gets a little too friendly though. Don't bend over in front of him.
WTF taught the guide bear how to post gifs?
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One day I finally figured out what some of them symbols on the top bar, I figured out WTF they are for is what happint! And I took to that shit like a God Damn Duck takes to water!
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My thread Shan't be Sullied with such a disgusting topic! I like you, @Fish , however, there is a specific thread dedicated to this very vulgar morally bankrupt disgusting individual and his distorted self opinion. I will leave my thoughts there and tag you for your take on my take. SO Gross...
One day I finally figured out what some of them symbols on the top bar, I figured out WTF they are for is what happint! And I took to that shit like a God Damn Duck takes to water!
You took a shit all right....all over @Illustrious Potentate 's lawn
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I wish I had ducks shitting in my lawn. That would mean I had a body of water bigger than a small creek on my property
first world problems.
at least you got a creek. does it dry up in the summer?
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Nah, it flows year round, and is a good source of crawfish and spring lizards for bait, but it’s only about two paces wide and never more than shin deep on my property