tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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MagicTaco said:
It's been awhile since someone took a nosedive off the tower....just saying
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I thought both those turds did... Nik AND Ava. Why would they possibly think Esme is really dead?
 
moxie said:
And another thing! I’m doing two jobs right now and wasting several work hours a day by having to getting ready every morning, not to mention the time wasted commuting back & forth to the office! Do you know how many meetings, calls, expense reports and PO’s I could knock out in that time?! Dis booshit, yo!
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Your's is not to reason why, your's is just to admin and STFU. Show determination, resolve and resilience and stop bitching and moaning.
 
Possibly some flannel and suspenders?
 
moxie said:
I was there every day last week and twice this week and he didn’t come in because he threw his back out! He owes me two days!
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Never ever show too much familiarity with the boss. Do shit immediately and thoroughly and advise. Document your results. Be professional at all times.

But, women never listen.
 
moxie said:
Okay - so I don't want to go into the office tomorrow or friday, but the expectation is that I do. How does this sound:

"I have a sniffle. I took a covid test and it's negative, but I was around a lot of people over the weekend so out of an abundance of caution, I'm going to stay home for a few days just in case."

It really gives me a lady boner to say "out of an abundance of caution" because that's all I feel like I've heard in the last 2+ years and I like throwing it in their abundant faces.
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Do it!!!!
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
On the one hand - thanks for the information, and I mean that sincerely.

On the other hand - (fair warning, I'm about to really e- scream, no, not just e-scream, really e-scream, like, bordering on a Maxie-esque flip out) -

I DON'T FUCKING CARE, BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!
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Calm down vegan
 
I have a beard and wear flannel sometimes. Am I fer da gheys now?
 
Camfantasy said:
I have a beard and wear flannel sometimes. Am I fer da gheys now?
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Camfantasy said:
I have a beard and wear flannel sometimes. Am I fer da gheys now?
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Does your beard wear flannel, too? That might confuse folks. Especially if she has a subaru. So it sounds like you're a lipstick lesbian, dating a bull dyke.
 
moxie said:
Does your beard wear flannel, too? That might confuse folks. Especially if she has a subaru. So it sounds like you're a lipstick lesbian, dating a bull dyke.
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I confoosed. Are there lesbians that are referred to as "beards" now?
 
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