tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Hu War Yu]

I wonder ... is it bad luck to quote the Scottish Play on a message board?!?

Not quoting it, I don't think? You just can't say MacBe-- oops!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Join me in wishing Meghan Markle Happy Birthday. She's 41 !

 

[Hu War Yu]

Join me in wishing Meghan Markle Happy Birthday. She's 41 !

 

[Inquisitor]

Not quoting it, I don't think? You just can't say MacBe-- oops!

MacBean?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Both. Had a baking pan below to catch leaks but it wasn't deep enough to contain all the water.

Thankfully the overflow wasn't that much. It's 13 years old. Average life span is about 10.

its due.

 

[Hu War Yu]

MacBean?

This the real McBean:

 

[moxie]

so do you

No, u fucko.

I don’t wear drag lashes that kick off mini cyclones if I turn my head too quickly. They’re even called “wispies” so you take it back right meow or I’m gonna…I’m gonna…I’m gonna…

You’re a fag!

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Not quoting it, I don't think? You just can't say MacBe-- oops!

No, it wasn't about anything you posted, other than you put "tomorrow" twice in one post, and, well, you can guess where my mind went.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

No, it wasn't about anything you posted, other than you put "tomorrow" twice in one post, and, well, you can guess where my mind went.

Little Orphan Annie?

 

[Mofo]

Join me in wishing Meghan Markle Happy Birthday. She's 41 !

Who?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Who?

Americas princess

 

[Mofo]

Americas princess

I thought that was one of the Olsen twins. Or Jussie Smollett?

 

[Hu War Yu]

No, it wasn't about anything you posted, other than you put "tomorrow" twice in one post, and, well, you can guess where my mind went.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Join me in wishing Meghan Markle Happy Birthday. She's 41 !

I’d disappoint her so fast, she‘d grab that ginger cuck of hers and run back to England.

 

[moxie]

They’re clearing out the liquor cabinet at work and I was 30 seconds shy of getting a free handle of Buffalo Trace. There’s one of bulleit but I just don’t drink the brown stuff all that often.

So I snagged a bunch of bottles for the wine collection instead

 

[beardown07]

They’re clearing out the liquor cabinet at work and I was 30 seconds shy of getting a free handle of Buffalo Trace. There’s one of bulleit but I just don’t drink the brown stuff all that often.

So I snagged a bunch of bottles for the wine collection instead

 

[moxie]

Pretty sure the CEO is a teetotaler so all the free stuff people send him goes in a closet. There’s a four shelf wire rack in there full of crap. His admin said to take what I want because they’re gonna give it to the cafe for future on-site parties.

 

[beardown07]

Just replaced the terlet valve in muh RV. Kind of a pain in the arse. Especially when you do it three times before realizing a gasket is missing.

Plus it's Baby Gap in there. Fat guy in a little space en sech.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Just replaced the terlet valve in muh RV. Kind of a pain in the arse. Especially when you do it three times before realizing a gasket is missing.

Plus it's Baby Gap in there. Fat guy in a little space en sech.

Coulda solved it with cutting a speed holes in the floor, then you don't have to empty a tank of poo

 

[moxie]

Just replaced the terlet valve in muh RV. Kind of a pain in the arse. Especially when you do it three times before realizing a gasket is missing.

Plus it's Baby Gap in there. Fat guy in a little space en sech.

Coat!! Fat guy in a little coat!