Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

[Dolemite censored]

@Parka, stop being koi about your accomplishments…

 

[Dolemite censored]

When are we going to stop herring about this fish tank?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Am I the “sole” complainer on here?

 

[Parka]

What a load of carp…

Carp Carpington!

@Parka, stop being koi about your accomplishments…

Ya mean like Liberace or Boy George?

When are we going to stop herring about this fish tank?

Prolly Never! I can NOT wait to get all set up and situated in the basement. I'm gonna have me a little apartment down there and I can still sleep upstairs with My Bunny on Date Nights. Plus I could even invite her to my pad! So there ya go, I Shall Blather Daily!

Am I the “sole” complainer on here?

Oh hell no! Compared to @Fish , YOU my kind friend are optimistic, upbeat and full of good cheer! However, I LOVE how Fish gripes about things! His Miserable Times, he makes me laugh about his hard luck!

 

[Parka]

My Braggart Pond filled perfect!

On a "scale" of 1 to 10, how do you feel?

But really, I'm doing so much better since winter turned into spring and now it's summer and I'm still improving and I am seeing and experiencing real and positive results. I can't get over confident though, because I could, I feel like I could lose it all but I am aware...

Thanks for visiting!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Thanks Bayou Tiger! Here's something I noticed quite different between Koi and Goldfish. The Koi, at least as juveniles, the Koi grow noticeably faster than Goldfish. When I got Bumbles he and John Candy were about the same size and today Bumbles is much larger than John Candy.
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You gonna pop them fuckers over feeding them!

 

[Parka]

You gonna pop them fuckers over feeding them!

This is something I need to find out about. Not if they explode but can a Koi be unhealthy because it's fed so much? I don't want My Swimmers Suffering from Type II Diabetes and High Cholesterol and clogged arteries and whatnot. I guess I can try to google it. And don't you Dare call it 'Research'!!! That Shit don't fly!

If anybody knows the answer, please tell it to me. Because I want these swimmers to grow fast, that's why I feed them as much as they want to eat.

 

[Parka]

Can you guys tell which pool is Meager and which one is the Braggart? Bunny has no idea still that I set up a different bigger pond. I'm going to be super nice to her when she gets home to just make it harder to get pissed off because she was adamant that I don't go bigger.

So after my lunch break I'm going to put all my extra plants in the pond and the pump & filter. I plan on making an under-gravel filter using one of my small kiddie pools for the gravel bed. And instead of pushing water through pipes, I'm going to try using a sprinkler hose... Kinda Clever!

Comparison pics:

 

[NU_WTF?]

Can you guys tell which pool is Meager and which one is the Braggart? Bunny has no idea still that I set up a different bigger pond. I'm going to be super nice to her when she gets home to just make it harder to get pissed off because she was adamant that I don't go bigger.

So after my lunch break I'm going to put all my extra plants in the pond and the pump & filter. I plan on making an under-gravel filter using one of my small kiddie pools for the gravel bed. And instead of pushing water through pipes, I'm going to try using a sprinkler hose... Kinda Clever!

Comparison pics:
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LOLOL i can picture the bunny now...

 

[Parka]

LOLOL i can picture the bunny now...

My Bunny isn't as manly looking but other than that, not a bad character-atcher, Care ick Ature... Think Kathy Bates in Green Fried Tomatoes AND Misery. My Bunny is the Best and She is Loved By Many, myself included!

 

[Parka]

I gotta-better stop loafing off! By the Way, Dummies, I loaf off with both hands at the same time!

I need to go Power Wheeling too, I need-want more flat rocks! Rock Pile Estates is expanding again!

 

[Parka]

@NU_FTW , I have some bad news good news for you. The bad, your Shitty Stool got Shit Canned! The good news is I already ordered a new chair and table, A Brand New Chair & Table just for you! It should be here any moment so you get in here see how ya like it, if it fits and whatnot, furthermore the correct color what have you whomever and moreover if you like it!

Ah, it's here now! And one more piece of Good News! Just here Under the Porch, your New Nick Name is Poopie until Further Notice!

 

[NU_WTF?]

@NU_FTW , I have some bad news good news for you. The bad, your Shitty Stool got Shit Canned! The good news is I already ordered a new chair and table, A Brand New Chair & Table just for you! It should be here any moment so you get in here see how ya like it, if it fits and whatnot, furthermore the correct color what have you whomever and moreover if you like it!

Ah, it's here now! And one more piece of Good News! Just here Under the Porch, your New Nick Name is Poopie until Further Notice!
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ima show you poopy, hope your koi like the "ornaments" ima add to your ponds and tank!

that stool looks like good firewood i bet it goes up real fast. i dont need to sit, i gotta be standing so i can steal your power wheel battery at a moments notice

 

[Parka]

I got two more large flat rocks and I am going to cut them in half lengthwise and then I will have four more slabs to make more caverns. Im gonna use that offset grinder that Petey G. tole me to get. It's a versatile tool and I'm glad to own one!

 

[NU_WTF?]

I got two more large flat rocks and I am going to cut them in half lengthwise and then I will have four more slabs to make more caverns. Im gonna use that offset grinder that Petey G. tole me to get. It's a versatile tool and I'm glad to own one!

Pffffffffffft a real man would use their teeth instead of a grinder

 

[Parka]

power wheel

You can't keep up with me!

 

[NU_WTF?]

You can't keep up with me!

pffft i got my own power wheels but again i dont sit on it cuz sitting is pfffffffffffffffffffffft

 

[Parka]

Pffffffffffft a real man would use their teeth instead of a grinder

I do use my teeth! Ta bite your Shitty Hand!

 

[Parka]

pffft i got my own power wheels but again i dont sit on it cuz sitting is pfffffffffffffffffffffft

Sit on it, Poopie!

 

[Parka]

i gotta be standing so i can steal your power