Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

[Parka]

God Damn YOU! ALL TO HELL! NO MORE SHIT TALK! Fecal Matter is NO Laughing Matter And I'm DISGUSTED Right Now!

 

[Parka]

nice!
difficult to see proper perspective,
but looks like that rain gutter downspout
may be in position
to washout yer dirt foundation
if you get a heavy rain -
may want to consider an extension
to get the flow away from the poolpond
to keep the foundation level -

Thanks Tech! Now pack your shit, we are going to Hawaii for the Big Crew Meeting and don't forget your Motor Bike!
@Fish is gonna meet us at the Meat Lockers because only He has the lock combination... (it's 666!)

 

[Parka]

That’s some good looking out right there!

Good observation, Padre! We keep good company Under the Porch and we look out for each other!

But Padre, it kinda works both ways, allow me to explain! My Problems are Everyone's problems, Please allow me to clarify, PLEASE!

I am in deep trouble... And so we all are in deep trouble! No, Bunny STILL has not even peeked at my 1,018 Pondish...

Here's the dill. I ain't got NO Coffee. None Whatsoever. So I made Tea. This is where the trouble begins. The Tea flavor is called,
'Constant Comment'! Chatty Cathy! I'm gonna constantly chat you dry!

Now as far as Bunny still not aware of the 1.018 Pondish, I been laying it on thick with the Charm & Good Will in the hopes of softening the inevitable Blow Back.

 

[dbldwn711]

Good observation, Padre! We keep good company Under the Porch and we look out for each other!

But Padre, it kinda works both ways, allow me to explain! My Problems are Everyone's problems, Please allow me to clarify, PLEASE!

I am in deep trouble... And so we all are in deep trouble! No, Bunny STILL has not even peeked at my 1,018 Pondish...

Here's the dill. I ain't got NO Coffee. None Whatsoever. So I made Tea. This is where the trouble begins. The Tea flavor is called,
'Constant Comment'! Chatty Cathy! I'm gonna constantly chat you dry!

Now as far as Bunny still not aware of the 1.018 Pondish, I been laying it on thick with the Charm & Good Will in the hopes of softening the inevitable Blow Back.

Good luck man!

 

[NU_WTF?]

God Damn YOU! ALL TO HELL! NO MORE SHIT TALK! Fecal Matter is NO Laughing Matter And I'm DISGUSTED Right Now!

 

[Parka]

I will talk about this in the morning. I am beat! Good Night!

Ah Heck, I might wait a while to do tank chat, I think this Tea might be wearing off already... I bet My Delta-8 Kicks it up a notch!

 

[Parka]

 

[NU_WTF?]

Oh you wanna see weird? Keep talking bout muh stool

 

[Parka]

Oh you wanna see weird? Keep talking bout muh stool

But you said you wanna stand around, I thought you said that?

 

[NU_WTF?]

But you said you wanna stand around, I thought you said that?

I'ma pour stool softener in your coffee

 

[Parka]

I'ma pour stool softener in your coffee

I already Announced it! I HAVE NO Coffee! Big Dummy!

 

[NU_WTF?]

I already Announced it! I HAVE NO Coffee! Big Dummy!

Fine! I'll spike your prune juice!!

 

[Parka]

Fine! I'll spike your prune juice!!

With Stool Softener? Wouldn't that re done it? Redundant? What do you do all day any way? Are you employed?

 

[NU_WTF?]

With Stool Softener? Wouldn't that re done it? Redundant? What do you do all day any way? Are you employed?

You're gonna have them pipes extra clean.

 

[Parka]

You're gonna have them pipes extra clean.

Are You a House Husband Too?

 

[Parka]

Fine! I'll spike your prune juice!!

I'm changing your Nick Name to Disobedience!

 

[NU_WTF?]

Are You a House Husband Too?

I'm not "employed" but I do make . Now that the youngest is in school I'm getting ready to branch out and take on more work. I've been a stay at home Dad for 10+ years.

 

[NU_WTF?]

I'm changing your Nick Name to Disobedience!

I'ma rewire your power wheels so it goes slower

 

[Fish]

Thanks Tech! Now pack your shit, we are going to Hawaii for the Big Crew Meeting and don't forget your Motor Bike!
@Fish is gonna meet us at the Meat Lockers because only He has the lock combination... (it's 666!)

Sorry but I can't make this one.

 

[Parka]

I have some aquarium news! Kitchykoo Enterprises and Rock Pile Estates are continuing their longstanding commitment of Civil Cooperation in yet another big building phase for the Pile! The benefits will be enjoyed by both parties for years to come!

However, the forced relocation of the SOME of the former Pile Tenants has bean contentious at times and shall continue until all the undesirables are no longer on the property.

I spent a long ass time last night trying to catch Koi with a net! Those Swimmers are Effin Acrobats! So before I called a night, I dropped muh Fish Trap in there and look at my haul this morning! The problem though, only two of those are Koi. The Koi are going outside.