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Now you have 3 jobs. Getting paid for 1, so your company is #WINNING.

I think you'll need a couple of drinks after work.
I said no :dance:

Plus, she got her ass in a sling today and I don't appreciate her intimating that I could have done something to prevent it so I'm happy to leave her twisting in the wind.

I sent her the big boss's itinerary several weeks ago, letting her know that I changed his train ticket from 1st to Biz (AND I gave her the car & seat #), apparently, she didn't update Katie's and now she's all butthurt because she's still in 1st while the boss is in biz. Looks like a total douche AND she can't talk to him for like, 3 hours :laugh: I'm just waiting for Katie to say something to me about it. I've already cooked up a response: That's why I support the CFO and she supports you. :tongue:
 
Yes, I think everyone has it.
No, I don't think you necessarily have more than others. I think it may just seem that way to some because you're more forthcoming about it than most (which, of course, some can't handle, but those who can likely think is one of the great things about you). Of course, I can't be objective, but that doesn't mean I'm not correct. 😇

On a different note, I was wondering how your dahlias are doing.
I may be at the point I'm ready to replant some, now that the gopher has not visited for a while, and I thought of you and the last I remember reading, you had pinched middles in hopes of encouraging more blooms, but I don't recall seeing any report after that (it's quite possible I just missed it).
I still don't have flowers, but man, do I have some foliage! I can't figure out the light/water sensitivity though. When I'm WFH, I can monitor them better, but i've been going into the office so often, that I've come home to some scorched leaves on days when i didn't even think it was hot enough for that. So I've been putting up the patio umbrella to try to protect them from the sun, even though they say they should get a full 6+ a day. The dirt is damp, but not overly so and I read that I can't let them get too wet when they are still more tubery because it will rot them, but that when they are more sprouted/flowery, they get quite thirsty. So confusing! But pinching them TOTALLY made new sprouts come out! It's so cool! But I am ready for flowers!
 
I'm looking at a rainbow from my backyard.

But still no fucking rain! :lm:
 
I don't even think that makes sense. Sounds like a double negative or something dumb like that. You're a big ass dummy. Stupid dumb ass. :tongue:
We need to go drinking
 
Dude. I will drink me under the table. #fax

I can drink pretty endlessly, and not pass out or puke, even when i should. It will be awesome.
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Pete vs. Moxie.

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I still don't have flowers, but man, do I have some foliage! I can't figure out the light/water sensitivity though. When I'm WFH, I can monitor them better, but i've been going into the office so often, that I've come home to some scorched leaves on days when i didn't even think it was hot enough for that. So I've been putting up the patio umbrella to try to protect them from the sun, even though they say they should get a full 6+ a day. The dirt is damp, but not overly so and I read that I can't let them get too wet when they are still more tubery because it will rot them, but that when they are more sprouted/flowery, they get quite thirsty. So confusing! But pinching them TOTALLY made new sprouts come out! It's so cool! But I am ready for flowers!

Pretty much everything you've read is right along the lines of both what I read and what I saw before that jerk gopher ate mine, and this is over a period of years. This was the time of year when it really started putting off blooms (from now through fall), so hopefully you'll have some buds soon. Try and keep an eye out, 'cause at this time of year, once a bud forms, it continues along quickly, and before you know it, you have to stake a stem to keep it from being too top-heavy.

Oh, and definitely don't water them too much. Sure, too little water may give you fewer blossoms, or make them not last as long, or whatever, but too much water will definitely kill the thing.
I don't even think that makes sense. Sounds like a double negative or something dumb like that. You're a big ass dummy. Stupid dumb ass. :tongue:
That's a long-winded way of saying, "you're a Dodgers fan," right?
 
I can drink pretty endlessly, and not pass out or puke, even when i should. It will be awesome.
I really only barf when I eat but puking makes my cry, so i tell people to fuck off when they try to make me eat something.

Couple weekends ago I started drinking at 5pm (frosé, which was unbelievable tasty, then moved onto G&T's) and stayed coherent until around 4am. Started drinking again the next day (beer, marys, couple of shots, white claws?) around noon and passed out around 10p. 1 slice of pizza in 2 days.

Then there's times when I start at 10p and i'm passed the fuck out by 1am after 3 drinks. Doesn't matter if I eat beforehand or not. Guess it just matters if maxie is hibernating or lurking at the surface. :noidea:
 
Pretty much everything you've read is right along the lines of both what I read and what I saw before that jerk gopher ate mine, and this is over a period of years. This was the time of year when it really started putting off blooms (from now through fall), so hopefully you'll have some buds soon. Try and keep an eye out, 'cause at this time of year, once a bud forms, it continues along quickly, and before you know it, you have to stake a stem to keep it from being too top-heavy.

Oh, and definitely don't water them too much. Sure, too little water may give you fewer blossoms, or make them not last as long, or whatever, but too much water will definitely kill the thing.

That's a long-winded way of saying, "you're a Dodgers fan," right?
The leaves are getting a bit heavy already! Big ass leaves, soaking up that sun! So when I planted them, I only filled the pots with dirt a little more than halfway up because I read that I could add dirt later to give them more support as they grew taller. Well, now they need more support. I stupidly thought skewers (yes, regular ass kitchen skewers!) would be able to support some weight by leaning against them if needed. Stupid twigs don't do shit! But here's my dilemma - sure, I could add more dirt now, but there's little sprouting leaves down there! Will it be bad if I cover them up? I still have about 5" until I reach the top of the pot.

And that big dummy dumb head ass is a former Padres fan. So while he's a total pervert creep shitstick, at least he's not a neck tatted criminal raper.
 
I really only barf when I eat but puking makes my cry, so i tell people to fuck off when they try to make me eat something.

Couple weekends ago I started drinking at 5pm (frosé, which was unbelievable tasty, then moved onto G&T's) and stayed coherent until around 4am. Started drinking again the next day (beer, marys, couple of shots, white claws?) around noon and passed out around 10p. 1 slice of pizza in 2 days.

Then there's times when I start at 10p and i'm passed the fuck out by 1am after 3 drinks. Doesn't matter if I eat beforehand or not. Guess it just matters if maxie is hibernating or lurking at the surface. :noidea:

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