Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Okay Kind Dummies! I got a teaser for the new 'Pile Estates', these units are selling like hot cakes and it's not even completed!

But before I show I must explain a delicate issue related to a culturally sensitive subject. What I'm doing is called being 'proactive'.

I'm Self Reporting and 'getting out in front, in the open' so's not to get persecuted for Cultural Appropriation...

What I did was I made a Tribute to StoneHenge... May the Cultural Appropriation Police Force Please Forgive My Transgression!Stonehenge.jpgRock Pile Estates.jpgSo FUN!.jpg
 
Parka said:
Okay Kind Dummies! I got a teaser for the new 'Pile Estates', these units are selling like hot cakes and it's not even completed!

But before I show I must explain a delicate issue related to a culturally sensitive subject. What I'm doing is called being 'proactive'.

I'm Self Reporting and 'getting out in front, in the open' so's not to get persecuted for Cultural Appropriation...

What I did was I made a Tribute to StoneHenge... May the Cultural Appropriation Police Force Please Forgive My Transgression!View attachment 81237View attachment 81236View attachment 81235
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Looks great @Parka !
 
Parka said:
Okay Kind Dummies! I got a teaser for the new 'Pile Estates', these units are selling like hot cakes and it's not even completed!

But before I show I must explain a delicate issue related to a culturally sensitive subject. What I'm doing is called being 'proactive'.

I'm Self Reporting and 'getting out in front, in the open' so's not to get persecuted for Cultural Appropriation...

What I did was I made a Tribute to StoneHenge... May the Cultural Appropriation Police Force Please Forgive My Transgression!View attachment 81237View attachment 81236View attachment 81235
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Only one thing would worry me

 
Parka said:
Okay Kind Dummies! I got a teaser for the new 'Pile Estates', these units are selling like hot cakes and it's not even completed!

But before I show I must explain a delicate issue related to a culturally sensitive subject. What I'm doing is called being 'proactive'.

I'm Self Reporting and 'getting out in front, in the open' so's not to get persecuted for Cultural Appropriation...

What I did was I made a Tribute to StoneHenge... May the Cultural Appropriation Police Force Please Forgive My Transgression!View attachment 81237View attachment 81236View attachment 81235
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Now you can get a predatory fish, and the little ones have places to hide.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
He's Marine Mr Mom
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Is What's his Mop a Military Veteran? What Gives, Old Bean?
Cracking Up Lol GIF
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Now you can get a predatory fish, and the little ones have places to hide.
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I'm starting to get more variety of fish and I put all the Hoggish Koi in the Pondish. Those Koi were really chewing up that plant that was on the left side so I want to do some more plant division/propagation. I guess I put the predatory thing on the back burner for now but now with such a large bladder of water in the yard, I will get Sun Fish and maybe a Large Mouf Bass!
Chihuahua Is Too Small To Stop Large Released Bass GIF by ViralHog
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House Husbands! Fall in at Attention! Today is the first meeting of HH Support Under the Porch.

I'm gonna whip your Pansy Asses into Bad Asses, Whomever long it takes, Rome wasn't built in a day!

So let's get this straight. As a House Husband myself for the last nearly 20 years, I learned a 'few' things and I am here to Share what has worked and what has NOT worked for me in My Craft of House Husbandry. My experiences may differ from yours but let us beat the Stigma Of House Husbandry together as one cohesive unit!

HOORAY for the HH Support Under the Porch!

Okay MEN! Ya see how I just did that? That's to reinforce your belief in your own individual He-Manship! Go ahead and pat yourself on your soft butter backs, yins Deserve it, Nice Work, MEN!

Now I'm getting ahead of Muh self here, Please allow me to make a separate post for our next exercise...
 
What I want to do here, now this is where some of the HH's might get angry or upset and cry. It's My Politically Conservative House Husbands that will need the bulk of the Support since most Liberal, "Ultra Liberal Pussies" is how one of My uh, HH's described these people. Well my Point is Simple. Not all but most Liberal HH's just don't need any support because they truly love what they are doing and are doing good at House Husbanding...

It's My Conservative HH's that I am MOST Concerned with. You Feel your Manship being questioned everywhere you go and you are Angry and you are White and you are Lazy and you are Male! Sing it with me, HH's, We Ain't Taking it No More!

Tips to increase feelings of He-Manship:

1. When you gout to check the mail, ALWAYS wear a tool belt. Do the same thing when you take out the trash. We want our neighbors to think we are getting things done! Also wear huge work boots and also, wear that tool belt when you are doing yard work too. Unless of course your Women-Folk are toiling in the yard.

2. Speak loud and do the Bad Ass Walk... At ALL TIMES in Public. It is a Must!
like a boss GIF
Good Luck MEN! And I shall see you all next Saturday at the Weakly House Husband Support Group Rihgt here Under the Porch!
 
I'm still loafing off right now but I finished vacuuming the gravel in my aquarium and now I need to start re-potting some plants and set them in and just clean up all the decorations and put them in place. Every surface under the water gets coated in a film of bio-slime and after so long algae will take hold so about every month it's nice to wipe muh vehicles & fluorescent shrooms, to wipe it all down.
The glass probably gets wiped every ten days or so... here's the DIY siphon I use to vacuum the gravel, just a plastic pop bottle and a hose.
It lifts the gravel up and swirls it all around and the water is so brown at first and it runs clear in just a few moments then move to the next section. It is so SATISFYING!!! to watch the water run from brown to clear. And every bit of dirty water stays inside that pop bottle, it doesn't create a stirred up cloudy tank at all.
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Only one thing would worry me

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It isn't very stable but I tried to make it 'lean' back a tiny bit opposed to falling over forward which it did do as the Const. He-Men fitted slab after slab... Grueling work but I'm Proud of the He-Manship displayed by the workers. Good Job, MEN!

And Fish, you got your own booth too, You Betcha, Kind Dummy! I got ya a Plastic Chess Board and a Bunch of Plastic Jesus's for the Chess Pieces!

And Dummies, Fish even keeps a spare bed right here Under the Porch for when he gets Grumpy & Tired! (daily) And it's a hospital bed too! Hey You, Don't knock it, hospital beds have wheels and ANYTHING with wheels is Muh Friend!

Here's Fish last night, He's all grumpy because the Guide Bear, 'maybe' the Guide Bear has a loud breathing thing when he sleeps...
Modern Family Cry GIF
Chill Relax GIF by Beeld en Geluid
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Okay, I have Plenty that Needs Self Reported!
1. Aquarium. I didn't have such a good evening yesterday, everything takes so long to get done plus I tend to Loaf off... a LOT!
Anyway, when I was separating some plants my nice Cobalt Blue pot fell and broke. I was very angry for a few moments. I cussed EXTREMELY LOUD. I said things like: GOD DAMN IT! MOTHER FUCK! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! COCK MOTHER FUCKING SUCKER and so on and so forth for a good 90 seconds? But the entire time, I kept interrupting my anger to understand it... My Favorite Pot Broke!
Michelle Tanner Wow GIF by Bubble Punk


I dropped in some of this floating plant, I mis identified earlier, it's called 'Hornwort' and I think it grows wild all over North America.
But look how pretty it looks up against the Pile Estates.
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After that pot broke, I broke all the pieces into smaller pieces just to make getting rid of it less cumbersome. And then I left it and went to bed, Alone again, Naturally... Sing it with me, Dummies! A mess.jpg

And remember the jungle on the left? Looky there!
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Good Morning Sinners! Know that you are All Loved by Jesus! And maybe Me Too! But Maybe Not Neither!

So yesterday right here Under the Porch, Me & My Dummies, We done held the very first HH support group! And I think it was a huge success, whadya say, MEN?

Could it even be possible that Me and What's his Lump are the ONLY House Husbands of the Hoop? I don't think so!

I think what I'm noticing is a Sense of Shame out there! And THAT is exactly why the HH support group exists!

Conservative House Husbands UNITE to FIGHT the Stigma associated with our Proud Craft of American House Husbandry!
WE are MEN! Our He-Manship is our Strength!

From what I understand is that What's his Clump, he claims several languages under his belt, English, Pink Latin and he speaks in tongues... Well I, I have several BOOKS under my belt and the latest is:

Conservative House Husbandry, An Exercise in Futility & Embarrassment and how to make it work for you.

Does anybody else see the Humor/Hipocrisy in a Conservative House Husband calling another working man
a "Ultra Liberal Pussy"?

But anyway, instead of holding 'Weakly' HH support meetings, It has Bean Decided to support My 'MEN' Every Single WEAK Day!
Sing it with me, Conservative He-MEN House Husbands! I am PROUD OF MUH HH's!
 
Parka said:
Good Morning Sinners! Know that you are All Loved by Jesus! And maybe Me Too! But Maybe Not Neither!

So yesterday right here Under the Porch, Me & My Dummies, We done held the very first HH support group! And I think it was a huge success, whadya say, MEN?

Could it even be possible that Me and What's his Lump are the ONLY House Husbands of the Hoop? I don't think so!

I think what I'm noticing is a Sense of Shame out there! And THAT is exactly why the HH support group exists!

Conservative House Husbands UNITE to FIGHT the Stigma associated with our Proud Craft of American House Husbandry!
WE are MEN! Our He-Manship is our Strength!

From what I understand is that What's his Clump, he claims several languages under his belt, English, Pink Latin and he speaks in tongues... Well I, I have several BOOKS under my belt and the latest is:

Conservative House Husbandry, An Exercise in Futility & Embarrassment and how to make it work for you.

Does anybody else see the Humor/Hipocrisy in a Conservative House Husband calling another working man
a "Ultra Liberal Pussy"?

But anyway, instead of holding 'Weakly' HH support meetings, It has Bean Decided to support My 'MEN' Every Single WEAK Day!
Sing it with me, Conservative He-MEN House Husbands! I am PROUD OF MUH HH's!
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Programming languages(computer science), not spoken word. Like I said you clearly didn't read and understand what I told you about what I do


You're the lone "HH" here
 
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