tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Ok Karen ok

 

[tabascojet]

Don't tell maxie where you at or she will send her hombres to steal all those catalytic converters.

 

[CorpRebel]

I used to despise thanos with every fiber of my being…but maybe he had it right

 

[moxie]

dowhat?

Both people who have recently bought on the block don't use their garage and have more cars than can fit in their driveway, so they park on the street.

When we moved in, this place was nice looking. There were maybe 1-2 cars a night on the entire street. Now it's completely chalk full of shitty 90s beaters parked in the street. It's disgusting.

*chock

Don't tell maxie where you at or she will send her hombres to steal all those catalytic converters.

What kind of pipes you got in that casa? Copper or nah?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

*chock

 

[moxie]

Zippit, honky. You don’t like brown people in yer ‘hood.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Zippit, honky. You don’t like brown people in yer ‘hood.

They're fat whites. What the fuck

 

[NU_WTF?]

dowhat?

Both people who have recently bought on the block don't use their garage and have more cars than can fit in their driveway, so they park on the street.

When we moved in, this place was nice looking. There were maybe 1-2 cars a night on the entire street. Now it's completely chalk full of shitty 90s beaters parked in the street. It's disgusting.

Sounds like it's time to move

 

[moxie]

They're fat whites. What the fuck

They’re probably just white on the outside but you sniffed them out for what they really are. Did you do a 23 & me test on them yet?

 

[NU_WTF?]

They're fat whites. What the fuck

Fat shame them, it's unhealthy to be fat and probably deserve it

 

[tabascojet]

She only knows it because it reminds her of her favorite Friday night pastime.

Spoiler

 

[moxie]

She only knows it because it reminds her of her favorite Friday night pastime.

Spoiler

Dafuq? Who drinks coffee on Friday nights, old man? You supplementing that with metamucil mondays?

 

[tabascojet]

They’re probably just white on the outside but you sniffed them out for what they really are. Did you do a 23 & me test on them yet?

Spoiler

 

[Dolemite censored]

Definitely a Costco run today. Can't put it off anymore, I'm out of garlic.

 

[Dolemite censored]

No, I'm not going to ask that silly woman if she got her time card in.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

They’re probably just white on the outside but you sniffed them out for what they really are. Did you do a 23 & me test on them yet?

Cud b Dolazol'd

 

[moxie]

Spoiler

 

[williewilliejuan]

dowhat?

Both people who have recently bought on the block don't use their garage and have more cars than can fit in their driveway, so they park on the street.

When we moved in, this place was nice looking. There were maybe 1-2 cars a night on the entire street. Now it's completely chalk full of shitty 90s beaters parked in the street. It's disgusting.

Dude two houses down from me is having work done in his backyard. Started about a month ago. At first, they parked one trailer on the street in front of their house. As of this morning, there are three. You can barely drive down the street in that direction. It’s getting really old.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Fat shame them, it's unhealthy to be fat and probably deserve it

would require me to talk to them. no thanks

 

[tabascojet]

Definitely a Costco run today. Can't put it off anymore, I'm out of garlic.

If your garlic isn't freshly peeled then it's shit.