tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[williewilliejuan]

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She looks like she’s been huffing paint fumes on the right

 

[moxie]

@moxie if ur gonna rap, put it in prose format please

I see a “please” in there so I’m inclined to acquiesce.

But I also see it’s a request from Pierre the Hair so…


Yeah, fuck that shit, bitches! I’ll rhyme
And steal
However
I
Want, mawfks!

 

[moxie]

That, or

 

[moxie]

Think again.

Before is the left, after is on the right.

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Muh tiddies, not muh face!

 

[Hu War Yu]

Not you, babes, I'm talking about sabbatical chick

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

 

[moxie]

I got some boob job fails also. Shall I post some?

Frankenboobs?!
Do it! With spoilers though- I think we still have a No nips & No lips policy.

 

[beardown07]

I see a “please” in there so I’m inclined to acquiesce.

But I also see it’s a request from Pierre the Hair so…


Yeah, fuck that shit, bitches! I’ll rhyme
And steal
However
I
Want, mawfks!

 

[steelerssb]

Does this mean @moxie has to do two times cards?

 

[BigRedMoe]

Chatty assholes

Do you have dibs on this for a band name?

 

[tabascojet]

Muh tiddies, not muh face!

 

[moxie]

Does this mean @moxie has to do two times cards?

How dare you!!

 

[moxie]

:nono:
Opposite direction, por favor!

 

[tabascojet]

:nono:
Opposite direction, por favor!

 

[BigRedMoe]

:nono:
Opposite direction, por favor!

Yer getting implants on your back?....

 

[Dolemite censored]

:nono:
Opposite direction, por favor!

Ellen Page style?

 

[moxie]

Ellen Page style?

Oh, fuck all!

I’ll take the back tiddies before I do that by choice!

 

[Inquisitor]

Does this mean @moxie has to do two times cards?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

:nono:
Opposite direction, por favor!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

how come sweet tea from fast food places never gets cold regardless of how much ice you put in it