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Oh dude...he's awful.

I did some sleuthing yesterday. The cunt moved here in 2020 from Washington.

You should see these motherfuckers. Decked to the nines in "southwestern" motif. Put up an American flag the day they moved in, but guess who has liberal bullshit all over their facebook page? Gotta blend in.:lol: They stick out like a sore thumb.

Ten gallon cowboy hat...wife in the whole indian blanket shawl deal...gag
 
Well, "Bob is a world class chef", so....

lol, I dunno, they're fucking California libtards. It was covered, but he trashed that and the fucker ended up like 20 feet out into their yard. :lol:
Were staying at a cabin in Divide, CO a few years back with some friends. We were up late drinking when we here something going on outside. Big fucker was breaking into the shed to get to the trashcans. Ripped the door off and even fucked up the frame in the process. Glad he didn't want fresh meat cuz he could have easily gotten into that cabin.
 
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Well, "Bob is a world class chef", so....

lol, I dunno, they're fucking California libtards. It was covered, but he trashed that and the fucker ended up like 20 feet out into their yard. :lol:
Poor lil’ fella was probably so pissed when he opened it and found nothing but gristly, greasy grill grates. I’d break bob’s shit, too.
 
It was over before it started.

Now, time to put on the damsel in distress hat on while I text the boss that I can’t possibly make it into the office after dealing with this flat tire bidness.
Damsel in Distress hat?

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The only decent sunflower seeds that are good are Davids. All others are pure trash and fill me with regret after purchase
 
The only decent sunflower seeds that are good are Davids. All others are pure trash and fill me with regret after purchase
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Spitz Black Pepper are bomb diggity, yo.
 
Yesterday morning the bastard went into some retard's open garage and got in their trash.

We're the only locals in the whole sub. Buncha fucking retarded transplants. They don't like keeping their trash in the garage cuz of smells, so to remedy that, they just leave their fucking garage doors open all day.
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Their laziness doesn’t help you and yours. Tighten that shit up. Run for HOA manager
 
Boss just called and offered to pick me up if I was stranded on the side of the road. I'm obviously not, but thanks.

I put in an inquiry with the dealership to see if that fuckface extended warranty they coerced me into buying covers any goddamn thing at all. Highly doubt it.

I could try one other option with the dealership, but it makes me feel really dirty so I probably won't. Unless it's really, really expensive to replace two tires, then I'll have little choice but to trade on personal capital ;)
 
Yesterday morning the bastard went into some retard's open garage and got in their trash.

We're the only locals in the whole sub. Buncha fucking retarded transplants. They don't like keeping their trash in the garage cuz of smells, so to remedy that, they just leave their fucking garage doors open all day.
iu

Their laziness doesn’t help you and yours. Tighten that shit up. Run for HOA manager
Yeah! Run that shet like Jim Lahey!
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Boss just called and offered to pick me up if I was stranded on the side of the road. I'm obviously not, but thanks.

I put in an inquiry with the dealership to see if that fuckface extended warranty they coerced me into buying covers any goddamn thing at all. Highly doubt it.

I could try one other option with the dealership, but it makes me feel really dirty so I probably won't. Unless it's really, really expensive to replace two tires, then I'll have little choice but to trade on personal capital ;)
thanks for the update

i have been super worried about this
 
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