Tuesday morning thread by ill, and I looked like 3 times

[ill]

i dabble with drinks from time to time and have no idea what a red bridge is. i'd ask you to enlighten me, but my only goal when drinking is to get drunk no need to get fancy about it.

I have a friend with celiac disease who drinks it.

 

[Me]

I urinated in a monster energy can this morning, while sitting in my car.

Ummm....

 

[Gatorchip]

my only goal when drinking is to get drunk no need to get fancy about it.

You're missing out in the world. This is about as bad as eating only to survive.

 

[Fish]

I have a friend with celiac disease who drinks it.

@Flavortown Tebow ?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

@Flavortown Tebow ?

Not a celiac

Nor ill's friend. No one here is.

 

[Bender]

Maybe that's why they're broke.

Everytime I see an IHOP sign in the distance I think Oh good a delicious breakfast! and then I get there and it's empty and locked up tight.

i'd normally go there when I was hungover and got to work at 0900 and wanted to cut out to get something to eat by 0930.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I think even Douche would say he likes diners.

Diners dont give fucks about gluten doe.

 

[Gatorchip]

Ummm....

I didn't trust the garbage bag. Do you think I'm some kind of animal!?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Loco moco in old town maui was quite cheap and so far the only good excuse I've ever found to have a burger for breakfast.

I prefer it with spam or Portuguese sausage

 

[Bender]

Tough Fish rough Fish
Drunk Fish sunk Fish

overcompensating fish

 

[stakesarehigh]

Not a celiac

Nor ill's friend. No one here is.

How did the collective span of human history miss that gluten intolerance was such a debilitating thing? I guess I call a little bullshit on the whole deal.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

How did the collective span of human history miss that gluten intolerance was such a debilitating thing? I guess I call a little bullshit on the whole deal.

I did too for a long time.

Then a hot gastroenterologist said it cud b.

So....cud b

 

[Bender]

This was the first result i got for alyssa milano yesterday

I actually remember that flick.

Double Dragon?

 

[Bender]

I urinated in a monster energy can this morning, while sitting in my car.

Way to recycle.

 

[Bender]

You're missing out in the world. This is about as bad as eating only to survive.

i mean, im not drinking sailor jerry or bankers club.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

can ATT just put the iphone 11 on sale already? Jesus christ.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Affluent people could eat Kids Cuisine for dinner, but they don't.

Why's that?

Not everyone is built like a husky child

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I drink, way too much.

Yet I also don't know what a red bridge is.

Wtf is a red bridge?

 

[Me]

Way to recycle.

I think that's another "R"


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[PeoplesChicken]

dont think so.

people use food as status and shit

So m

With pics?