Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Listen Friends, I'm late for yet ANOTHER Pre-Safety Meeting and after that my hands are tied. I will be loafing about with both hands at the same time!
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Oh what a day! The Day in the Life of the American House Husband!

May I Share, Please?
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Well okay, if you insist!
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Before I begin, I wanted to remind yins that since I myself am a Proud American House Husband, I Can and Shall mock my Craft with impunity!

So, my day began well before sunrise but first I must point out that Bunny all of a sudden wanted to sleep in our bed together for now on! It might be because she saw much I want to get set up in the basement. I wasn't doing that out of spite or any crappy reason, it's where I want to be! I might still do it and have two places to sleep.

So anyway, Bunny likes to get up very early, like 5am eastern. I like to get up with her and hang out for a bit while she gets ready. And today I snuck downstairs and brought her a cup of coffee. (HH's, take note!) She was so pleased. After she left I laid back down till about 7:30 and then I got up and made a breakfast for my son, that he wasn't expecting.
4 sausage links
2 eggs over easy
1 pile of hash browns
2 pcs. of toast

And then I left it outside his bedroom and he ate it and went to work. Then I fucked off online for too long. And then I fed my fish and hung out with them all day! I haven't even gleaned the kitchen yet! I have a tiny bit of Tank Talk but that will be a separate and extremely important comment.

Now, before I get ahead of myself, Conservative House Husbands, Unite with Me to Fight the Good Fight!

The Fight for the Right of Gender Neutrality for the Proud Conservative American House Husbands at Home & Abroad!

Are We Not MEN?
 
I stocked up on fish food on account of my Hobby. That bag on the second shelf from the bottom is ten pounds of Koi and Goldfish food, a decent quality staple but my Swimmers get that and all kinds of other dried treats, all good stuff. Plus I'm starting to get quite a few other fish than just Goldfish and I have food for them too. This is the best flippin hobby! And it's SO easy! Fuck all that salt water shit!
Because with salt water tanks, one
must learn Chemistry AND you will need a second job or a loan to afford it! So no thank you, because as a House Husband, I don't even want one 'real' job!
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And that is another huge advantage to House Husbandry! One can have the Best Hobbies!
 
Take a look here at Cotton Candy in the center and John Candy with his mouth agape on the left. Look at Cotton's red upper lip, she is a hottie with that red dot on her back. And John is now BMOC now that that all the larger Koi have been sent outside. Both John and Cotton only cost 34 cents and now they are loved like family. The Candy Family!
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Bayou Tiger said:
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I'm serious this time. My first plan of action is to put the ENTIRE field on ignore except for Padre and a few others, just like they done to me!

And them I'm going to sue every one of those that dint come to the 2022 Cripples Ball. Better Lawyer Up, Dummies!

I'm leaving for the airport at this moment.
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House Husbands! Listen up, MEN! You are all pathetic with your frilly aprons frilling about! Not me though, because I got my frilly apron tucked into my Working Dungarees. Time to MAN UP, you bunch a pansies! Do as you are told!

Don't make me take another bite!
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Parka said:
House Husbands! Listen up, MEN! You are all pathetic with you frilly aprons frilling about! Not me though, because I got my frilly apron tucked into my Working Dungarees. Time to MAN UP, you bunch a pansies! Do as you are told!

Don't make me take another bite!
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In another thread they're discussing your probationary period.
I wouldn't trust any of them.
 
There's this one monkey gif that I can't stop thinking/laughing about. What I feel the need to do is to analyze this gif and describe in detail the very interesting encounter between man & monkey.
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First of all, the monkey gets an A+ for effort! The little smart aleck has such a tiny hind end buy by golly, somehow it is overpowering!
2. Right as the monkey turns around to expose its rear end, notice the faces the monkey makes and the sassy monkey even sticks its tongue out during the showing.
3. At the end of the gif, the smart ass monkey flips the bird to the people enjoying monkey ass! So Funny!
 
Parka said:
I stocked up on fish food on account of my Hobby. That bag on the second shelf from the bottom is ten pounds of Koi and Goldfish food, a decent quality staple but my Swimmers get that and all kinds of other dried treats, all good stuff. Plus I'm starting to get quite a few other fish than just Goldfish and I have food for them too. This is the best flippin hobby! And it's SO easy! Fuck all that salt water shit!
Because with salt water tanks, one
must learn Chemistry AND you will need a second job or a loan to afford it! So no thank you, because as a House Husband, I don't even want one 'real' job!
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And that is another huge advantage to House Husbandry! One can have the Best Hobbies!
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whats with the pepper grinder?
 
Parka said:
That there is what muh Legal Team calls 'incriminating evidence', heads will roll!
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We can start our own group.

Bear Arms group in support of the 2A.
 
Parka said:
All right, a Question! I'm glad you asked because the Koi fish food is pellets about the same size as pepper corns and some of my Goldfish were too small to fit a whole pellet in there mouth and the pepper grinder is the neatest way to crush the pellets.
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I already knew that but everyone here can't be as smart as we are.
 
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