Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

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I just woke up... Again. It's the third time today. The first time was very early, still dark out, 5 ish eastern time. Then about an hour ago I tried again and even road my chairlift half way downstairs before an ugly red assed sicky feeling put me back to bed! I'm good to go now because after all, I'm a He-Man, DUH!

Also totally Eff that idea about communicating with gifs only... I'm simply not at that level yet...

I'm just Barely one Snatch above Cunt Level!

So yeah friends, I shall rise and start my routine of loafing about and getting ready for Mass Under the Porch!
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I just woke up... Again. It's the third time today. The first time was very early, still dark out, 5 ish eastern time. Then about an hour ago I tried again and even road my chairlift half way downstairs before an ugly red assed sicky feeling put me back to bed! I'm good to go now because after all, I'm a He-Man, DUH!

Also totally Eff that idea about communicating with gifs only... I'm simply not at that level yet...

I'm just Barely one Snatch above Cunt Level!

So yeah friends, I shall rise and start my routine of loafing about and getting ready for Mass Under the Porch!
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Get some rest buddy. You’ll feel better
 
Get some rest buddy. You’ll feel better
But I already did that! And yes, that is why I feel Great! that 'rest' I got after the second wake up was the ticket! One thing about me Padre, I recover as fast as humanly possible, sometimes even faster! We all know God Works in Mysterious Ways and I take advantage of that shit.

Padre, as a Man of the Cloth yourself, thank you for joining me in Pre-Mass Chatter! I just wanted to thank all the Bro's & Sissies of the Hoop for their attendance and of course, especially the Generous Tithing. A Fantastical & Supernatural Religious Experience Shan't be Denied!

Listen Padre, I'm gonna go ahead and flick Mass again and I will see ya at the MASSive After Party!
 
But I already did that! And yes, that is why I feel Great! that 'rest' I got after the second wake up was the ticket! One thing about me Padre, I recover as fast as humanly possible, sometimes even faster! We all know God Works in Mysterious Ways and I take advantage of that shit.

Padre, as a Man of the Cloth yourself, thank you for joining me in Pre-Mass Chatter! I just wanted to thank all the Bro's & Sissies of the Hoop for their attendance and of course, especially the Generous Tithing. A Fantastical & Supernatural Religious Experience Shan't be Denied!

Listen Padre, I'm gonna go ahead and flick Mass again and I will see ya at the MASSive After Party!

Go with God my son.
 
. And her other friend is the 27 year old cute & pudgy red head. @Jon Deaux
27 year old--yeah
cute--oh yeah
red head---hell yeah
pudgy---that's ok. I'm still pudgy myself. Can't get the weight below 205.

These last 10-12 months, been drinking a lot of coffee. Using a blend of stevia and a little sugar. 10 calories per teaspoon. You can buy the blend at most grocery stores. Anyway, since drinking a lot of coffee, my white cell count has dropped to 13.4 from a high of 19. There must be something in the coffee bean other than caffeine that's dropping the white cell count. To me, that means the lymphoma isn't growing or spreading. Next time I see the oncologist, I'm gonna ask. And, since the white cell count has fallen, I guess that means the lymphoma is maybe under semi control, the weight ain't coming off as fast. That's ok too, I'll find another way to help get the weight down.

Looking forward to the pics of the 27 year old cute pudgy red head. At my age, I'm old enuf to be her grandfather, but I still like to look.

:beer2:
 
Go with God my son.
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Hey Padre, High Bishop Two Canes is quite frankly, Pissed the Eff off that Pope What's his Fuck at the Vatican passed him up for promotion to Cardinal. I wonder if Two Canes is being mean to the Congregation, he puts the fear of God in people!
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27 year old--yeah
cute--oh yeah
red head---hell yeah
pudgy---that's ok. I'm still pudgy myself. Can't get the weight below 205.

These last 10-12 months, been drinking a lot of coffee. Using a blend of stevia and a little sugar. 10 calories per teaspoon. You can buy the blend at most grocery stores. Anyway, since drinking a lot of coffee, my white cell count has dropped to 13.4 from a high of 19. There must be something in the coffee bean other than caffeine that's dropping the white cell count. To me, that means the lymphoma isn't growing or spreading. Next time I see the oncologist, I'm gonna ask. And, since the white cell count has fallen, I guess that means the lymphoma is maybe under semi control, the weight ain't coming off as fast. That's ok too, I'll find another way to help get the weight down.

Looking forward to the pics of the 27 year old cute pudgy red head. At my age, I'm old enuf to be her grandfather, but I still like to look.

:beer2:
Well I sure hope you stay healthy, Jon! A couple small changes I made this year is I completely stopped buying beer so all summer I had so far a six pack at Fathers Day and a 12 around my birthday, and I stopped putting milk in cereal, I cut milk way down.

But yeah, Bunny's co-workers, they're adults and any pics I share, it won't be inappropriate. I got the biggest kick out of the younger one. Bunny was mixing up a pitcher of whatever they were drinking and I was watching the young one watch Bunny and she had such glee and anticipation waiting for that drink, it was a cool moment to witness! That one is a fire cracker and she's hot and all the guys she dates break up with her, she keeps getting broke up on. The red head is married and she might want me to build one cabinet for her, which I would gladly do for free labor. So yeah, I respect them as Bunny's co-workers at the same time enjoying their company off the clock!
 
Well I sure hope you stay healthy, Jon! A couple small changes I made this year is I completely stopped buying beer so all summer I had so far a six pack at Fathers Day and a 12 around my birthday, and I stopped putting milk in cereal, I cut milk way down.

But yeah, Bunny's co-workers, they're adults and any pics I share, it won't be inappropriate. I got the biggest kick out of the younger one. Bunny was mixing up a pitcher of whatever they were drinking and I was watching the young one watch Bunny and she had such glee and anticipation waiting for that drink, it was a cool moment to witness! That one is a fire cracker and she's hot and all the guys she dates break up with her, she keeps getting broke up on. The red head is married and she might want me to build one cabinet for her, which I would gladly do for free labor. So yeah, I respect them as Bunny's co-workers at the same time enjoying their company off the clock!
Since the red head is married.......:ohwell:
The fire cracker sounds hot, tho.
I quit milk about two years ago. I do miss my big bowl of Cocoa Peebles.
 
I like those strawberry flavored mini wheats and I munch 'em while drinking coffee and that's how I quit milk but I still half to have Ave & Ave for muh cobby!
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I was going to mention the mini wheats. I like the Kellogg's Frosted mini wheats-- the original flavor. Still get those. Good for an occasional snack. A box lasts for awhile but they are are good for dry snacks. Guess I need to stop those also, but with cfb season here prolly not going to happen yet. I love anything blueberry but haven't tried the Kellogg's blueberry miniwheats. Might try them next during the season.
 
In another thread they're discussing your probationary period.
An investigation Has Bean Completed! And Handi was charged with:

17 counts of 1st Degree Cowardice
One count of Mister Meaner Bullying
One count of Felony Jealousy & Envy with intent to Belittle

He was caught Red Assed too! Take a look for yourself, look at his Monkey-Pox encrusted Red Ass! And I betcha it stinks to High Heaven!
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I got my toy submarine today. It's 5" long and has 2 propellers on the back and in the center there's an open column from top to bottom that also houses a propeller. My guess is the center prop that makes it dive or surface. The sub is charged with a usb cable and the remote uses 2 AAA batteries. And it has a pair of headlights. I have pretty cool night lights in the tank too, just on the right side and this will be fun chasing my swimmers. And it will be so fun to decorate for the Holidays!
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I'm also going to put together a DIY under gravel filter in the Pondish. I will use a sprinkler hose instead of plumbing to force water up through about a 6" bed of lava rocks topped off with gravel and all this will be set up inside one of my smaller 42" diameter kiddie pools and I'm hoping within a couple weeks or 3 that it does the trick to get this water clear. I detest plumbing though! I know I will have multiple connections with different sized hoses and connectors, that crap can run a man ragged! I also need a ride to Home Depot to get the rocks and gravel. So it might be a while...
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I also need a ride to Home Depot to get the rocks and gravel. So it might be a while...

Goodcall. Stay the fuck away from Lowe's....

 
Oh wow, that little submarine is even better and cooler than I expected. I still need to master the controls but that thing hauls ass! And the headlights are blueish... I'm glad I got it! I think a lot of people will like to play with it too. It really operates like slick machine, so cool!
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I fixed a pair of my son's work boots with the same stuff I sealed my aquarium with, Two Part Epoxy Pond Shield. My son snagged a good paying job and he has to wear special shoes that have some kind of sole that jibes with electronic stuff? AND they have steel toes.

You would never guess it though because they are very lightweight. The toecap on one shoe was shredded and I put two coats of Pond Shield on it, look at it! He bought a new pair for like 2-fiddy!
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I fixed a pair of my son's work boots with the same stuff I sealed my aquarium with, Two Part Epoxy Pond Shield. My son snagged a good paying job and he has to wear special shoes that have some kind of sole that jibes with electronic stuff? AND they have steel toes.

You would never guess it though because they are very lightweight. The toecap on one shoe was shredded and I put two coats of Pond Shield on it, look at it! He bought a new pair for like 2-fiddy!
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