But you're not getting promoted until you can snatch the dollar bill from his hand.
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The article is already scoring well on Rotten Tomatoes.@moxie @gobigred @Dole ver 2.0
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A tomato spill makes a major California highway a marinara mess
A truck hit the center divider on I-80 between San Francisco and Sacramento, Calif., Monday morning, slathering several lanes in quickly crushed tomatoes and forcing morning commuters to play ketchup.www.npr.org
I'll bet the truck driver was pretty sauced before the accident.
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When are we going to get @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)'s excited review of Meghan Markle's historic podcast?
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i don’t have time to ketchup with this story.@moxie @gobigred @Dole ver 2.0
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A tomato spill makes a major California highway a marinara mess
A truck hit the center divider on I-80 between San Francisco and Sacramento, Calif., Monday morning, slathering several lanes in quickly crushed tomatoes and forcing morning commuters to play ketchup.
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I caught something on the telly the other day about her having a podcast and they played a snippet about the kid’s room catching on fire or something and I thought to myself-
Holy fuck. Who gives even the tiniest shit?! This chick is so self important and fucking boring. Go somewhere and sit down already. Blah.
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In real life, you wouldn't be able to telegraph a backhand like that to a boxer
I bet that driver got canned...
She's broken up every family she's been a part of.
First, we get giant murder hornets.
Next we get giant super moths.
Now, we get a giant Egyptian grasshopper.
WTF!
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Next we get giant super moths.
Now, we get a giant Egyptian grasshopper.
WTF!
Have you seen this gigantic grasshopper? Sighting confirmed in Everett
Washington Department of Agriculture wants residents to keep an eye out for these big bugs — they're hard to miss.
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The plagues of locusts are upon usFirst, we get giant murder hornets.
Next we get giant super moths.
Now, we get a giant Egyptian grasshopper.
WTF!
Have you seen this gigantic grasshopper? Sighting confirmed in Everett
Washington Department of Agriculture wants residents to keep an eye out for these big bugs — they're hard to miss.
Seems like a lot of things really bug you.First, we get giant murder hornets.
Next we get giant super moths.
Now, we get a giant Egyptian grasshopper.
WTF!
Have you seen this gigantic grasshopper? Sighting confirmed in Everett
Washington Department of Agriculture wants residents to keep an eye out for these big bugs — they're hard to miss.
Wait, what?
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Armless Florida man accused of stabbing tourist
A homeless Florida man with no arms has been arrested for stabbing a tourist with scissors using his feet, police say.
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I stumbled across a random Internet thread asking why do Americans put up with drug commercials and all the answers were "we don't have a choice."
LOL, yep
LOL, yep
BIG Foot's new pet???First, we get giant murder hornets.
Next we get giant super moths.
Now, we get a giant Egyptian grasshopper.
WTF!
Have you seen this gigantic grasshopper? Sighting confirmed in Everett
Washington Department of Agriculture wants residents to keep an eye out for these big bugs — they're hard to miss.
I’m thinking if I saw an armless dude rolling up to me with a pair of scissors being held by his feet, I’d take a wide berth.Wait, what?
Armless Florida man accused of stabbing tourist
A homeless Florida man with no arms has been arrested for stabbing a tourist with scissors using his feet, police say.
I'd take his scissors and challenge him to a fight.
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So I get an email from what I thought was a new worker "can you do this thing for me? the person who normally does it is out"
My reply: "Sorry, can't handle that..but welcome to our agency! How long you been here?
Them: seven months
My reply: "Sorry, can't handle that..but welcome to our agency! How long you been here?
Them: seven months
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