tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[moxie]

That's not a good boycott, pffffffffffffffffffft

Ooooh! I know! I'm gonna have biscotti with my coffee! Perfectly toasted, crunchy biscotti!

TAKE THAT, TOASTERS!!

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Ooooh! I know! I'm gonna have biscotti with my coffee! Perfectly toasted, crunchy biscotti!

TAKE THAT, TOASTERS!!

You realize you are supporting terrorism right?

 

[moxie]

You realize you are supporting terrorism right?

The box is on my kitchen counter so it's counter-terrorism. Amirite @Inquisitor ?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

The box is on my kitchen counter so it's counter-terrorism. Amirite @Inquisitor ?

 

[moxie]

I've really got to get my hearing checked. I have the TV on in the background today and here's what I've heard so far:

1. Up next: helping foster kids feel like assholes*

2. And SEX*! What's on the menu for SEX?! Kids need sex every day. See our creative ideas for giving your kids sex they love!


"Assholes" turns out to be "athletes" and "sex" was "snacks". Whoops.

 

[NU_WTF?]

I've really got to get my hearing checked. I have the TV on in the background today and here's what I've heard so far:

1. Up next: helping foster kids feel like assholes*

2. And SEX*! What's on the menu for SEX?! Kids need sex every day. See our creative ideas for giving your kids sex they love!


"Assholes" turns out to be "athletes" and "sex" was "snacks". Whoops.

Soooo butt sex?

 

[moxie]

Soooo butt sex?

in your bleached asshole? sure.

 

[tabascojet]

I like Tacojet.

Mexicos newest budget airline

 

[tabascojet]

They have to make the slots wide to accommodate different bread thicknesses and users don’t adequately center their bread in the appliance.

 

[tabascojet]

Every time they make a better toaster, they also make more devious bread.

 

[NU_WTF?]

in your bleached asshole? sure.

I don't have a bleached asshole, guess yours will have to do

 

[Dolemite censored]

Can someone please start a gofundme for moi so that I can go live in Puget Sound and save the orcas? TYIA.

Lunch at Costco will be on me.

 

[tabascojet]

Move over Mario there's a new ns in town.

 

[moxie]

I don't have a bleached asshole, guess yours will have to do

Sowwy - no butt stuff here. this one is all you!

 

[moxie]

speaking of butt stuff... i realized that i don't like when people say "vazz-a-lean". Shouldn't it be "vass-a-lean"? gross.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Sowwy - no butt stuff here. this one is all you!

You're the one "hearing" asshole sex i just pointed out the connection. Don't shoot the messenger

 

[NU_WTF?]

speaking of butt stuff... i realized that i don't like when people say "vazz-a-lean". Shouldn't it be "vass-a-lean"? gross.

Who are you hanging out with that a) discusses Vaseline b) why would said company put z's in there c) why

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Approaching the point where my mouth gets an owie from eating too many sunflower seeds in one day

 

[tabascojet]

speaking of butt stuff... i realized that i don't like when people say "vazz-a-lean". Shouldn't it be "vass-a-lean"? gross.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Approaching the point where my mouth gets an owie from eating too many sunflower seeds in one day

Time to switch to jerky