Not really. He was a complete pussy.
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Not really. He was a complete pussy.
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You wouldn't know what a pussy was if it was sitting on your face.
Tabascojet, Habanerorocket, or whoever the fuck you are, go fuck yourself.
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you got a poverty toaster brah?
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Ever so often my wife replaces the toaster on a whim. Oh this one does this or that does that. New European technology. Most beloved toaster for over $100 or such crap. The cheapest ones work best imo. One we got right now can't brown an English muffin on the highest setting yet it will burn just about everything else with no effort at all.
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FAX! I didn't want to spend 2 bills on a smeg because wtf with that name and they are ugly AF with that giant logo on it. I don't even make toast that often to warrant that kind of expenditure. I think the last time was at least 3 months ago. I honestly think I will turn on the entire fucking oven before using this stupid toaster again.
Not really, but fuck this piece of shit. And the slots aren't even big enough to put wide slices of bread in it. I have to do it long-ways and turn it halfway through. And it still burned it.
I like Tacojet.
They have to make the slots wide to accommodate different bread thicknesses and users don’t adequately center their bread in the appliance.
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GTFO! Are you a member of Toasters Union 247? This is stupid and you're stupid for saying it!
Every time they make a better toaster, they also make more devious bread.
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That's not a good boycott, pffffffffffffffffffft
I belong to Toastmasters.
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Using my personal woes to flaunt your résumé, huh? Color me unsurprised.
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