tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[moxie]

Not nearly as loose as my goose.

Is that due to all the shaking of your caboose?

 

[Hu War Yu]

So. I have been wondering this for awhile, so I’m just gonna come out and ask everyone.





How funky is your chicken?

Eh...moderate to severe

 

[moxie]

Eh...moderate to severe

There’s pills for that.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Summer is almost gone. Perfectly bracketed: Memorial Day starts it, Labor Day ends it.

 

[moxie]

Summer is almost gone. Perfectly bracketed: Memorial Day starts it, Labor Day ends it.

Oh, fuck! That’s right! Happy first day of September! I saw one branch on a tree that was already red/orange. And it’s going to be 100° this weekend. Fml.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

well, the kid he stole the ball from was is 16 years old, so yeah- that was definitely a life lesson.

I guess I was a little different at 16, but I wouldn't have just stood there. Buleedat!

 

[Hu War Yu]

There’s pills for that.

 

[steelerssb]

Eh...moderate to severe

(Does awkward white people shit while deadly conditions are read)

 

[moxie]

(Does awkward white people shit while deadly conditions are read)

Astra zeneca can help.

 

[steelerssb]

Astra zeneca can help.

(Abbott noise)

 

[Hu War Yu]

So we're looking for a couple new entry level team members. Today, Bosszilla gets a cold call email from some researcher dude "looking to join our team." Boss sends it to me and says "might want to check this guy out"

I started looking at the guy's CV: he's 60 years old, has a PHD, and lives in Canada.

 

[Hu War Yu]

(Abbott noise)

<creepy Asian-sounding chick's sing-song voice>

 

[trojanfan12]

@BigRedMoe i thought i saw you post this somewhere. i guess not

Adults taking gloves to game?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Adults taking gloves to game?

Only way an adult should take a glove, is if they have a young child with a glove.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Only way an adult should take a glove, is if they have a young child with a glove.

Black spandex beanie man was clearly a pedo. Does that count?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Black spandex beanie man was clearly a pedo. Does that count?

Into leather and touching young boys' balls inappropriately?

Checks out

 

[huskers1217]

Im gonna regret this change since i can't change it back for 30 days

 

[huskers1217]

oh well

 

[BigRedMoe]

Im gonna regret this change since i can't change it back for 30 days

Now I read it in the voice of a snotty teenager.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Im gonna regret this change since i can't change it back for 30 days

What's the iidea???