Offensive Joke thread.

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Police officer: Sir, it looks like your wife was hit by a truck.

Grieving husband: I know. I married her for her personality.

 

[huskers1217]

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

I'm not saying she's a slut but her vagina has been searched more than Google.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

What do you call a bullet wound in a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

how do you fit 2 million jews in a VW?

ash tray...

 

[Peter Gozintite]

what is the difference between a white jew and a black jew?


Black jews had to sit in the back of the oven.

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[Skerpokes]

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[huskers1217]

 

[DJ Fieri]

 

[rfjeff9]

Didn't know where else to put this.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Didn't know where else to put this.

https://hooplanation.com/threads/some-nsfw-humour.15126/page-24#post-1122903

 

[Skerpokes]

Didn't know where else to put this.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Want to hear the shortest joke ever?

Women's rights.

 

[Fish]

Monica also gave Webb Hubbell a blow job?