Offensive Joke thread.

I guess when they said "something blue" they really meant a bruise to the back the head. Congrats on the marriage!

 
Not everyone will get this.

But for those of you who do get it....

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I guess when they said "something blue" they really meant a bruise to the back the head. Congrats on the marriage!


was he mad that she beat him in whatever that was? She must not have a dad.
 
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later, he received this letter:

Most Honorable Sir,

You leave house, he come to house. He and she leave house, I follow. He and she go to hotel, I climb tree to see. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee
 
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later, he received this letter:

Most Honorable Sir,

You leave house, he come to house. He and she leave house, I follow. He and she go to hotel, I climb tree to see. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee
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From an old Justin Bieber roast. I forget who said this:

Selena Gomez had sex with Justin Bieber. Making her the most unlucky Selena in entertainment history.

law and order crazy shit GIF
 
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