tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[moxie]

Got done with my workout and headed upstairs...

The broad was using the showering bathroom as a doodooing bathroom.

What was she doodooing in there? Her nails? Waxing? Writing poetry?

 

[moxie]

Can't stir up the gainz powder with a fork if there's a lid.

Can’t you stir up the gainz first, then put a lid on it?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

What was she doodooing in there? Her nails? Waxing? Writing poetry?

Doin the doodoo.

That's the bathroom where the clothes are.

Doodoo germz all up in the air now, seepin into the clothes.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Can’t you stir up the gainz first, then put a lid on it?

The cups in question do not have lids.

I just use shitty 10 for $1 plastic cups to stir up my (likely cancer causing) preworkout powders.

 

[beardown07]

Doin the doodoo.

That's the bathroom where the clothes are.

Doodoo germz all up in the air now, seepin into the clothes.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

"Master Suite" = Clothes are in the bathroom.

 

[huskers1217]

"Master Suite" = Clothes are in the bathroom.

"master suite" means shitter is behind door and door is closed so she can text her boyfriend in peace

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

There should be no toilets in the bedroom.

 

[Hu War Yu]

That's the bathroom where the clothes are

Sounds like the medieval garderobe. Basically, you hang yer fancy duds in the privy, because the smell keeps the moths away.

Good job, @Flavortown Tebow

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Sounds like the medieval garderobe. Basically, you hang yer fancy duds in the privy, because the smell keeps the moths away.

Good job, @Flavortown Tebow

I didn't design this shit.

There should be no toilet and a bigger tub/shower in the "Master Suite" imo. The other bathrooms are for shittin.

 

[beardown07]

"Master Suite" = Clothes are in the bathroom.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I agree with @Flavortown Tebow

That’s why I have an outhouse

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I agree with @Flavortown Tebow

That’s why I have an outhouse

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Should I be putting my clothes in the guest bedroom? I don't want the guests wearing my clothes. Come. On. Man.

 

[beardown07]

I agree with @Flavortown Tebow

That’s why I have an outhouse

Watch out fer shithouse rats. They're like lapdogs with a bad temperament.

 

[moxie]

The cups in question do not have lids.

I just use shitty 10 for $1 plastic cups to stir up my (likely cancer causing) preworkout powders.

No reusable one with the swirly thing inside, huh? I think I question your commitment to gainz.

 

[beardown07]

Should I be putting my clothes in the guest bedroom? I don't want the guests wearing my clothes. Come. On. Man.

Have you tried putting doors on the bathroom and closet?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

No reusable one with the swirly thing inside, huh? I think I question your commitment to gainz.

Oh, I use two blender ball shakers each workout.

One for the BCAAs and one for the post workout protons.

But my preworkout? Stir it like a classy mother fucker.

 

[moxie]

Should I be putting my clothes in the guest bedroom? I don't want the guests wearing my clothes. Come. On. Man.

Maybe you should have less clothes, Paris. Sheesh.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Have you tried putting doors on the bathroom and closet?

There is a door on the bathroom.

There is not a door for the closet in the bathroom.