tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[NU_WTF?]

Can't stir up the gainz powder with a fork if there's a lid.

fork?? werent you pimping the free swag shaker bottles? or was that someone else?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

fork?? werent you pimping the free swag shaker bottles? or was that someone else?

Oh, I rep the Ghost blender bottles.

But, you don't shake a preworkout. Shit gets all foamy.

Stir. Classy.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Oh, I rep the Ghost blender bottles.

But, you don't shake a preworkout. Shit gets all foamy.

Stir. Classy.

Pfffft you cant handle the foam??? Sissy!!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Pfffft you cant handle the foam??? Sissy!!

Should just start dry scooping like those stupid TikTok kids

 

[NU_WTF?]

Should just start dry scooping like those stupid TikTok kids

Hmmm, hows your heart doing? and are you prone to anxiety attacks?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Hmmm, hows your heart doing? and are you prone to anxiety attacks?

YOLO

And No.

 

[NU_WTF?]

YOLO

And No.

I mean id sooner just drink the foam and have a couple odd burps but if you're feelin frisky you can have a go at the dry powder preworkout challenge i hear if you snort bath salts and eat a tide pod prior it makes the powder go down easier

 

[Hu War Yu]

Coworker: We need your team to do the following spreadsheets immediately, can team member X do them? Thanks!
Me: Sorry, team member X is really tied up and I wouldn't want to give them any more projects ATM. I'll take care of it.
Coworker: thanks! Please hurry!
Me, 2 hours later: Here's yer spreadsheets, please let me know if you have questions or feedback.
Coworker: These are great, thanks! One minor detail, I'm not a huge fan of Old Times Roman, could you change the font to Arial or Calibri?
Me: They're your sheets now, you can do what you want with them

 

[Dolemite censored]

Coworker: We need your team to do the following spreadsheets immediately, can team member X do them? Thanks!
Me: Sorry, team member X is really tied up and I wouldn't want to give them any more projects ATM. I'll take care of it.
Coworker: thanks! Please hurry!
Me, 2 hours later: Here's yer spreadsheets, please let me know if you have questions or feedback.
Coworker: These are great, thanks! One minor detail, I'm not a huge fan of Old Times Roman, could you change the font to Arial or Calibri?
Me: They're your sheets now, you can do what you want with them

I prefer Verdana.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I prefer Verdana.

I don't even care, I just use whatever the default is.

Take it back, I actually DO care when somebody tries to use a script font, and I can't read their numbers. Otherwise, I don't get bogged down talking about sans serifs, eck settra

 

[Dolemite censored]

Verdana for memoranda, Helvetica or Arial for spreadsheets.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Verdana for memoranda, Helvetica or Arial for spreadsheets.

isnt Arial default?

 

[Mofo]

Me: They're your sheets now, you can do what you want with them

The correct response is, "Ctrl-A, motherfucker. You do it!"

 

[moxie]

isnt Arial default?

calibri is my default.

 

[Inquisitor]

Coworker: We need your team to do the following spreadsheets immediately, can team member X do them? Thanks!
Me: Sorry, team member X is really tied up and I wouldn't want to give them any more projects ATM. I'll take care of it.
Coworker: thanks! Please hurry!
Me, 2 hours later: Here's yer spreadsheets, please let me know if you have questions or feedback.
Coworker: These are great, thanks! One minor detail, I'm not a huge fan of Old Times Roman, could you change the font to Arial or Calibri?
Me: They're your sheets now, you can do what you want with them

 

[steelerssb]

Coworker: We need your team to do the following spreadsheets immediately, can team member X do them? Thanks!
Me: Sorry, team member X is really tied up and I wouldn't want to give them any more projects ATM. I'll take care of it.
Coworker: thanks! Please hurry!
Me, 2 hours later: Here's yer spreadsheets, please let me know if you have questions or feedback.
Coworker: These are great, thanks! One minor detail, I'm not a huge fan of Old Times Roman, could you change the font to Arial or Calibri?
Me: They're your sheets now, you can do what you want with them

Just to be clear, someone asked you to change the font and resubmit instead of taking the 10 seconds to do it themselves?

Must be a C-suite person.

 

[steelerssb]

Speaking of weird shit coworkers do, I have one woman on my account team that starts every meeting without fail five minutes early. Doesn't matter if it's inter-team or all company. It's....very bizarre.

The best part is no one shows up until 1-2 minute before at best

 

[NU_WTF?]

Speaking of weird shit coworkers do, I have one woman on my account team that starts every meeting without fail five minutes early. Doesn't matter if it's inter-team or all company. It's....very bizarre.

The best part is no one shows up until 1-2 minute before at best

are these meetings conducted in person?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Oh, yeah! Wtf?! I heard it’s raining in LA! Like flood shit!

I think that is the Young Prick's way of saying ...

Wait for it ...

Wait ...
For ...
It ...

(my sincere apologies to those of you I actually enjoy, as for the rest of you ... hahaha ... suffer!!!)

 

[steelerssb]

are these meetings conducted in person?

Nope, all virtual.

Not sure if this is that "if you're not 5 minutes early you're late" mentalities or what but I promise her virtual meetings where everyone just sits there until the start time isn't that serious.