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steelerssb said:
Nope, all virtual.

Not sure if this is that "if you're not 5 minutes early you're late" mentalities or what but I promise her virtual meetings where everyone just sits there until the start time isn't that serious.
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I mean does she actually "start" the meeting or does she just like start the session? i could understand her starting by just bullshitting then when everyone is actually present beginning
 
NU_WTF? said:
I mean does she actually "start" the meeting or does she just like start the session? i could understand her starting by just bullshitting then when everyone is actually present beginning
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Start the session. Which is typically 4 minutes of her sitting there alone.
 
steelerssb said:
Start the session. Which is typically 4 minutes of her sitting there alone.
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Well if you're not first you're last so i guess if her sittin there for 4 minutes is how she wants to start it before everyone else shows up i mean what are you goina do? i would assume she can have the session started and still be getting other things done or at the very least post on the hoop?
 
NU_WTF? said:
Well if you're not first you're last so i guess if her sittin there for 4 minutes is how she wants to start it before everyone else shows up i mean what are you goina do? i would assume she can have the session started and still be getting other things done or at the very least post on the hoop?
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I mean it's really not a big deal. It's just always been kinda bizarre to me to do it that consistently.
 
steelerssb said:
I mean it's really not a big deal. It's just always been kinda bizarre to me to do it that consistently.
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To be fair, id probably do it so i wouldnt forget, set a reminder for 5 minutes early join get volume on mute mic then get back to work or dicking around, if it doesnt take any extra effort then you're never late
 
I haven't had the cops point guns at me since I was in high school. Was doing an inspection in a senior community, and a vacant house. I was there for an hour and a half. When I was getting ready to leave, and my hands were full with clipboard, ladder and drone case, the cops came through the door with their guns drawn. Made me get on the ground and everything.

Some old blue hair called and said I was dressed as a police officer, and breaking into houses. Fucking old people.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I haven't had the cops point guns at me since I was in high school. Was doing an inspection in a senior community, and a vacant house. I was there for an hour and a half. When I was getting ready to leave, and my hands were full with clipboard, ladder and drone case, the cops came through the door with their guns drawn. Made me get on the ground and everything.

Some old blue hair called and said I was dressed as a police officer, and breaking into houses. Fucking old people.
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Stop breaking into houses, Peter. Upper deckers stopped being funny at age 36.


What'd you do in high school?
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I haven't had the cops point guns at me since I was in high school. Was doing an inspection in a senior community, and a vacant house. I was there for an hour and a half. When I was getting ready to leave, and my hands were full with clipboard, ladder and drone case, the cops came through the door with their guns drawn. Made me get on the ground and everything.

Some old blue hair called and said I was dressed as a police officer, and breaking into houses. Fucking old people.
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Damn! Swatted by a blue hair! LMFAO
 
Mofo said:
Stop breaking into houses, Peter. Upper deckers stopped being funny at age 36.


What'd you do in high school?
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I have never been arrested as an adult, but have several arrests as a juvenile.
 
NU_WTF? said:
Damn! Swatted by a blue hair! LMFAO
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Fucking so stupid. The cops were cool, but a little frustrated with the bullshit. They were searching the house for someone dressed as a cop. The one guys was like," you're wearing a blue shirt and jeans, with a tool bag. Either she is blind, or made up that you were dressed as a cop just to make sure we showed up"
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Fucking so stupid. The cops were cool, but a little frustrated with the bullshit. They were searching the house for someone dressed as a cop. The one guys was like," you're wearing a blue shirt and jeans, with a tool bag. Either she is blind, or made up that you were dressed as a cop just to make sure we showed up"
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SMH time for grandma to get her rx updated
 
steelerssb said:
Speaking of weird shit coworkers do, I have one woman on my account team that starts every meeting without fail five minutes early. Doesn't matter if it's inter-team or all company. It's....very bizarre.

The best part is no one shows up until 1-2 minute before at best :laugh:
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Well if you're not first you're last so i guess if her sittin there for 4 minutes is how she wants to start it before everyone else shows up i mean what are you goina do? i would assume she can have the session started and still be getting other things done or at the very least post on the hoop?
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I start all my meetings at 5 minutes past. We are sooo meeting heavy! Before the pandemic, it was to give them time to move between conference rooms, now it's to give them a bio break or just time to unplug and get to the next one.
 
steelerssb said:
Just to be clear, someone asked you to change the font and resubmit instead of taking the 10 seconds to do it themselves?

Must be a C-suite person.
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VP level. Essentially a peer
 
Hu War Yu said:
Coworker: We need your team to do the following spreadsheets immediately, can team member X do them? Thanks!
Me: Sorry, team member X is really tied up and I wouldn't want to give them any more projects ATM. I'll take care of it.
Coworker: thanks! Please hurry!
Me, 2 hours later: Here's yer spreadsheets, please let me know if you have questions or feedback.
Coworker: These are great, thanks! One minor detail, I'm not a huge fan of Old Times Roman, could you change the font to Arial or Calibri?
Me: They're your sheets now, you can do what you want with them
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If you had a few spare moments, just to fuck with them, you should have changed it all to comic sans. :heh:
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
If you had a few spare moments, just to fuck with them, you should have changed it all to comic sans. :heh:
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buffy the vampire slayer no GIF


Can't do it...
 
moxie said:
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Comic sans is the devil’s script!
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Yep.
I guess I'm just a bit more evil than even you ...

If I'd gotten the "oh, this is great, except, well, I'm not a big fan of the very standard font you used, could you change it" (since in the time it took them to send the message, they could have changed the font themselves) message Hu did, I would have been beyond tempted to say, ok, you don't like the font I used, how about this one?!?
 
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