Movie Clerks 3 (2022)

Kevin Smith got it wrong, I am the clit commander
 
Doesn't look funny but I'll watch it, if nothing else just for some more Jay and Silent Bob. Which reminds me, I still need to check out that second Jay and Silent Bob movie they came out with a few years ago.
 
In The Club Dancing GIF by Joyful Noise Recordings



Made the mistake of reading spoilers before watching.

I usually don't GAF about spoilers, but I feel spoiled for this.

Whatever.

Just fucking LOL that they are charging "special cinema" pricing for this movie though. It's like $18 a ticket. lol what a fucking racket.
 
In The Club Dancing GIF by Joyful Noise Recordings



Made the mistake of reading spoilers before watching.

I usually don't GAF about spoilers, but I feel spoiled for this.

Whatever.

Just fucking LOL that they are charging "special cinema" pricing for this movie though. It's like $18 a ticket. lol what a fucking racket.
GIF by Zack Kantor
 
First one was great, 2 was meh, this one looks stupid and is just a money grab. My guess is Kevin's comic store isn't doing as well now.
Probably. I'm good with tossing $40 at dogshit every 15 years tho. We're all burning money in this economy, why not more?
 
First one was great, 2 was meh, this one looks stupid and is just a money grab. My guess is Kevin's comic store isn't doing as well now.
Second one had Rosario Dawson's tiddies bouncing up and down.


Ipso facto, it's better than the original.
 
Second one had Rosario Dawson's tiddies bouncing up and down.


Ipso facto, it's better than the original.
yeah, it was it's only redeeming quality.
 
Best Clerks related video ever:
 
But all of them have Dante in it and just thinking about his whiny ass fucking voice is making my teeth itch and I want to scratch someone’s eyes out.
If it helps, they’re all 20 years older now and all of their voices aren’t whiney ass fucking voices, they all sound like half dead smokers.

Except Rosario Dawson, I’m convinced they shot her few parts 20 years ago, she didn’t age a bit. The rest… Jesus Christ.
 
But all of them have Dante in it and just thinking about his whiny ass fucking voice is making my teeth itch and I want to scratch someone’s eyes out.

You should be alright, he's not even supposed to be here today :dhd:
 
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