tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.
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ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!
Like, on all the highways/freeways/interstates? For real - are you fucking around because you're about to find out!
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We're getting hit every day. Emails that appear to come from our CEO, but if you look closely the address is something completely different. And it asks the person to go out and buy some gift cards as thank yous for employees.So I got an email in portuguese (firstly, addressed as "dear sir", so strike muhfuggin' ONE!) and the address it's sent to was [email protected]. WTF? (sub "moxie" = my real name and "mycompany" = my real company). How the fuck is that even possible?
Anywho - getting tossed back into the phishing alert pond
We have over 4,000 employees.
That most people PROBABLY don't obey anyway, out there "in the sticks"...
Like Germany's Autobahns!
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ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!
Like, on all the highways/freeways/interstates? For real - are you fucking around because you're about to find out!
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That most people PROBABLY don't obey anyway, out there "in the sticks"...
Speeding tickets are also lulz. Had an oopsie in Montana going 97 in an 80 and it was I think $20.
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Our systems are pretty good - i can't remember the number IT gave for how many times a day people try to hack us (it's literally around the clock) so it really pisses me off that they waste my time with fakies. JUST DO YOUR JOB!
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Did you click yes? They asked nicely.
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This is fucked.
Look for another CA brown commie libtard snowflake coming to your town soon!
Outside of 1 DUI back in the mid 70s, all my tickets have been for speeding. AND I've had quite a few over the years!
My "lead foot" just doesn't want ot cooperate with speed limits for some reason...
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Hopefully you've got illegally tinted windows and an obnoxious speaker system in your whip.This is fucked.
Look for another CA brown commie libtard snowflake coming to your town soon!
Otherwise how the fuck else would we know you're from out of town?
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Shit. I think the last time I had a speeding ticket was in 2011 or something. It was in a school zone, but school wasn't even in session so what the fuck ever. My friend got me more afraid that I was gonna get in trouble for driving barefoot. I still don't even know if that's a thing. Anywho- it was way too fast, but he nailed me for something like 35 and the ticket was like, $100.
I wonder if I ever paid that.
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I didn't see a single "please" or "thank you" in their stupid pop-up so they can go get fodido.
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How can you even speed in RI brah? A half hour's worth of driving and you're outta there.Outside of 1 DUI back in the mid 70s, all my tickets have been for speeding. AND I've had quite a few over the years!
My "lead foot" just doesn't want ot cooperate with speed limits for some reason...
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How do you know? You speak Portuguese?
Yeah, I should have clarified a bit better... My DUI and about half my overall speeding tickets were when I lived in SoCal. I moved to Newport, RI in 1989.
So I just continued the tradition...
Fortunately, I actually know many of the local cops around here, so I've had some "warnings" that have cut down my actual ticket numbers.
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We got one of these about a month ago, caught by a camera in a school zone... On a Saturday... Before school had even started.
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